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Re:The Rise of the Bullshittery
on Tuesday May 12, 2026 @05:11PM (#48114646)
Well, foo. My comment about President Facade torpedoed before it set sail.
Re:My smart sleep mask broadcasts users' brainwaves to an open MQTT br...
on Sunday February 15, 2026 @08:14PM (#47029706)
Pardon the dumb question. How do you get Claude to run locally? And control hardware? The Claude I use at work is only accessible via web page and runs on an Nvidia DGX H200.
Re:Jurassic Park - Tablet device on Nedry's desk? (2012)
on Sunday January 25, 2026 @01:48PM (#46756885)
It looks like he's using my beloved Northgate keyboard.
Re:Eat Real Food
on Thursday January 08, 2026 @12:00AM (#46537363)
Yea! Fat and red meat are back in style! And not a smidgen of talk about moderation! Woo-hoo!
This guy is my hero:https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/florida-man-eats-diet...
Re:Satellites reveal heat leaking from largest US cryptocurrency minin...
on Tuesday December 23, 2025 @02:05AM (#46363105)
Can infrared energy be reflected like light? What would a good reflector be? (THEORETICALLY) Would a parabolic dish over this facility be able to focus the heat to a single point and, if so, what would the temp be? Is it additive? Like X joules of Y degrees over Z square meters focused down to 1 Sq cm?
Re:Why top firms paradoxically fire good workers
on Friday November 21, 2025 @03:50PM (#46008828)
I'm sorry, this article reads like something a low-level HR drone was ordered to write with the help of AI. "Come up with an excuse we can feed to the board of directors about why we fired all the high-paid productive SMEs, lost our most profitable customers and tanked our profits this year".
Re:That Secret Service SIM farm story is bogus
on Wednesday September 24, 2025 @03:43PM (#45365096)
I'm a little vague on how this works.
So the "bad guys" have loads of SIM cards installed into machines that can make calls or send SMS text messages, right? Doesn't each SIM card require an account with a cell phone provider in order to access "the phone network"? If not then are they getting free cell service and how do I sign up with that (ahem) provider? If so then how were those sim cards paid for? Can we follow the money?
Re:Thought police bill introduced to revoke US passport for criticism ...
on Monday September 15, 2025 @12:50PM (#45251968)
Elected representatives frequently introduce bills that have no chance of passing or being considered. This proposed legislation is only to gain points with the electorate: "I introduced a bill to ban/promote XYZ but it was killed by the other side". It's red-cape waving. I would like to come up with a name for this behavior but I'm trying to restrict my use of bad language and negative thinking.
Re:Louisiana lawmakers push 'chemtrail' ban legislation through the House
on Sunday June 01, 2025 @05:15PM (#44153803)
The ban as you described it is pretty specific. Would it be ok for someone to spray chemicals and metals for other reasons and not to induce rain by cloud-seeding? Crop-dusting might fall under this category.
And what exactly are "nanochemicals"?
Re:On loyalty to Your Employer
on Thursday April 24, 2025 @12:13PM (#43784440)
I misread this as "On loyalty to your emperor". As it turn out I ain't got that either.
Re:American Pharmaceutical Companies Aren't Paying Tax in the U.S.
on Monday March 17, 2025 @09:23PM (#43394787)
I hope this isn't true. I'm very upset reading this.
Re:The Church FAQ
on Friday March 14, 2025 @06:29PM (#43367980)
Been done. It's called scientology.
Re:The Church FAQ
on Friday March 14, 2025 @01:55PM (#43365233)
Do any talking cats live or have their offices there?
Re:World Conker Championships men's winner cleared of cheating
on Sunday October 20, 2024 @01:01PM (#41896774)
Indeed. I am finding it hard to fire up some reason for conker beyond "it's yet another British drinking game". Perhaps because the name sounds like Conquer, as in William, The.
Re:Patent troll Sable pays up, dedicates all its patents to the public
on Thursday October 03, 2024 @07:54PM (#41736343)
Agreed. Tech companies with patents might be more interested in licensing their technology to others for a fee.
Re:Patent troll Sable pays up, dedicates all its patents to the public
on Thursday October 03, 2024 @07:50PM (#41736302)
That payout to Cloudflare seems really, really low, considering the claims postulated by sable ip. I think $225M would be a more convincing way of de-incentivizing patent trolls.
Re:Patent troll Sable pays up, dedicates all its patents to the public
on Thursday October 03, 2024 @07:46PM (#41736272)
inside the boiler
Re:Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions
on Monday September 23, 2024 @04:01PM (#41629872)
I can't wait to hear Warren Buffet answering a question about company automation at the next annual convention : "We just started using the Brainfuck software...". The silver-haired grannies in attendance will love that.
Re:New ways to catch gravitational waves
on Friday June 28, 2024 @07:29PM (#40826441)
Here's something to get you ready ...
https://youtu.be/DRRfhZFyDvg?feature=shared
Re:How Electronic Ignition Works and Also How to Make a Spark Plug Pla...
on Wednesday June 26, 2024 @06:00PM (#40805076)
I'm thinking 16, as in Volkswagon W16, part harmony on the Queen song.
Re:Things I won't work with: the higher states of bromine (2019)
on Thursday May 16, 2024 @02:04AM (#40375644)
Apparently organic chemists speak a different kind of English.
Re:FunSearch: Making new discoveries in mathematical sciences using LLMs
on Friday December 15, 2023 @12:52AM (#38651404)
Garbage in. Garbage out. It's useless unless it can provide a functional mathematical proof of correctness or, at the least, provide a process by with it's fictional composition can be proven or disproven.
Re:Tinnitus Linked to Undetected Auditory Nerve Damage – A Step Toward...
on Saturday December 02, 2023 @01:05AM (#38496348)
Mine reminds me of the high-pitched sound made by old, tube TVs. I think it was called the flyback transformer. 16Khz.
Re:Show HN: Perfect Pitch Puzzle – a musical Wordle daily ear training...
on Friday November 24, 2023 @08:23PM (#38410229)
How do I control the octave of the note I select?
Re:Cats Are No Match for New York City's Rats
on Monday November 20, 2023 @07:33PM (#38357114)
How about transplanting some badgers or wolverines? Yea. Into Manhattan. Just an idea.
Re:Revenge Bedtime Procrastination
on Monday November 20, 2023 @07:08PM (#38356888)
I didn't understand what this was from the title, but as soon as I read the explanation I felt like the authors had been studying me. I don't need to explain or rationalize what I'm doing here -- I am doing it, consciously, intentionally while knowing the lack of sleep is bad for me. It's kinda like smoking -- suicide for control freaks.
Re:Wireless electrical–molecular quantum signalling for cancer cell ap...
on Saturday September 16, 2023 @02:12PM (#37537171)
This, if true, is fascinating and more than a little scary.
I'm imagining a situation where someone can somehow send the apoptosis signal to every cell in my body.
Re:Sam Altman-backed Mentra aims to match neurodivergent jobseekers wi...
on Tuesday September 05, 2023 @09:19PM (#37400221)
"neurodivergent" sounds like a sexy sci-fi movie title. If you ask my previous employers they'd have a different description, like "Hard to manage. Too frequently off in the weeds. Wouldn't know a real priority if it bit him on the balls".
Re:The Federal Helium reserve is for sale
on Tuesday September 05, 2023 @06:48PM (#37398881)
I thought I heard that once the helium is gone, it's gone. We can't make it; we can't pump any more out of the ground. That would seem to be a hard-stop. Is that really the kind of resource we want to turn over to capitalists; who are driven primarily by stock incentives and short-term profit?
Re:Live telecast of Chandrayaan-3 Soft-landing
on Wednesday August 23, 2023 @12:41PM (#37238694)
Congrats to all the engineers that made this possible. Practice makes perfect. Space travel is hard.