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Trillian (propritary) released July 1, 2000 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trillian_(software)
I hope along with extending life we would also learn how to restore neuroplasticity to help reduce old people that are to set in their ways. Then maybe there would be less of a difference between young and old.
What makes subtitles even worse for me is that I usually watch at higher speeds often 200-300%. Then reading becomes even more annoying and you have to pay very close attention making you miss out even more on the visuals.
If you want a separate keypad a cheap solution would be to use any old keyboard and then remap that one specifically with a tool like http://www.hidmacros.eu/whatisit.php (optionally you can paint or add labels to the keys to make it easier to use).
https://microsoftteams.uservoice.com
They can also be very slow getting around to fixing things even if they are very important. They only just recently fixed so status works and notifications stopped working for more than a week without getting fixed (patched this week).
https://github.com/kohler/gifsicle/pull/16
Also check out his other high-quality GIF encoder project https://gif.ski/
Older HN submission https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15730018
I guess if saving the surprise until you actually open the box is important you could either have a friend roll for you or give your local pizza place a dice (or url) and promise a tip if they roll for you. Who knows, maybe they would even like the idea of adding that to their menu.
If you want to complicate things a bit it should not be very difficult to just make a user script that makes a random order for you on your favorite pizza site.
Reddit has a lot more examples https://www.reddit.com/r/all/search?q=demonetized&sort=top
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/update-scanne...
It works quite well but there's not much in terms of excluding content. When I needed to do that I just ran it through a simple script that filtered for me (Node.js).