longears
The grant says it's seeking "makers of all stripes: webdevs, game developers, bloggers, photographers, musicians, journalists, filmmakers, writers, podcasters, software developers, and more"[1]
But Coil forbids "Pornography and other obscene materials (including literature, imagery and other media) depicting nudity or explicitly sexual acts; sites offering any sexually-related services such as prostitution, escorts, adult pay-per view, adult live chat features; sexually oriented items (e.g., adult toys); adult video stores and sexually oriented massage parlors; gentleman’s clubs, topless bars, and strip clubs; and sexually oriented dating services."[2]
[1] https://www.grantfortheweb.org/ [2] https://coil.com/terms
I now eat a low-potassium diet, which fixed the problem.
My potassium levels are normal. My doctors have never heard of this effect. I can't explain this, I just know it works for me, and I have some confidence from looking back at my food logs that it's not a placebo effect.
Some browsers aren't fast enough. It helps to move the first slider all the way to the right.
Lately I've been tweaking and curating the output before posting it. It makes it a bit less magical but much funnier. It turns out that seeding your brain with random starting points like this is a potent creativity-boosting technique.
I tried using Bayesian spam filtering to classify the results as Funny or Not Funny, but it was unable to detect funniness just from which words were present in the message.