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LOL. Tell me you want to be at the top of HN without telling me.
Re:Why Is This Fingerprinting Script Creating Bioweapons? on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @07:22PM (#50282362)
Fuck this sensational title.
LOL. Simply not true. With the advent of small salt reactors it's getting less true by the second.
why is this slop allowed on the front page? Maybe you're using agents to review submissions? lol
Re:Physicists trap a single antimatter particle for a month on Saturday October 24, 2026 @07:46PM (#50226672)
That seems super safe. At least they are wearing gloves.
Re:Gyroscopes Got So Small [video] on Friday October 16, 2026 @11:13AM (#50119415)
It's cool'cause there's a commercial baked into the middle of it.
Re:Redesigning Source Control at Anthropic on Friday October 16, 2026 @11:10AM (#50119360)
Tell me you don't know how Git works without saying that.
What gives me confidence is the 'screenshot placeholders' on the page. Can't HN do something about this obvious AI slop bullshit?
Re:When did Google get so f-ing weird? on Sunday September 27, 2026 @06:41PM (#49871549)
Once a day I tell my LLM that I find it's anthropomorphic responses patronizing and offensive. It's barely a program - mostly just a big lump of data. It's not 'sorry' or capable of apology. It's just gross.
Re:Finally, A True Blue Rose Exists on Sunday September 27, 2026 @09:55AM (#49866675)
GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY. FINALLY ROSES ARE ALSO BLUE.

NOW MAYBE BACK TO CANCER?

Sure. The guy put it off until the last minute, and then had to fake his way through it. It writes itself.
I came here to say exactly this. No git repo - no sharing - just another sign up and be AMAZED page. Meh
sure. can't wait for the checks.
Re:Craig Mod built his own Good Reads on Monday July 06, 2026 @09:58PM (#48812833)
Who?
'were small and not meaningful' why is this on the front page of HN?
This is my shocked face. Same as my regular face.
LOL AND DUH
Awful AI slop. Title should be some people vandalized something that I can co-op for my political agenda.
Re:Gemma 4 on iPhone on Sunday April 05, 2026 @06:52PM (#47654748)
It’s gotta be free!?!? Right!?!? Oh oh wait