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Re:Bespoke: A Programming Language for People Who Say Please on Thursday September 10, 2026 @12:00AM (#49638251)
typical racist swiss
Re:Bespoke: A Programming Language for People Who Say Please on Wednesday September 09, 2026 @11:42PM (#49638127)
No way, man.

US Sign English be like

  NOTICE: pursuant to USPCfFS 412/b Section 7 (a), pedestrians AND/OR passersby are hereby informed that disobeyance of this ordinance by any unauthorized party or parties towit any prohibited action including but not limited to treading, stamping, cartwheeling etc. without written or otherwise signalled express permission from the landowner or manager will be liable to legal action or violent retribution under said ordinance or bylaw for up to 25 days from the most recent observance of the offense or offensive behavior
daycare at say 14 sounds suboptimal
If violence is the only way to profit from your art, it's not worth it for society.
former Tory minister spotted
If it can't phone home, it's not connected.

A technical solution would presumably spoof the spaff but with E2EE and DoH is it possible? So then what, hacking firmware? I guess then TVs get a hard lifespan limit.

Re:216M Spy TVs – The LG Smart TV Problem [video] on Monday September 07, 2026 @02:29PM (#49601391)
So in the living room I should fap less... or more?
Re:De-Brainrot Vacations on Monday September 07, 2026 @01:50PM (#49600968)
glib bullshit
Re:A/I shuts down – Stay human on Sunday September 06, 2026 @11:03PM (#49593390)
> Four other rioters died of natural causes around the time of the riot.

At that rate, how many can even be left by now?

Re:An Alien Mind on Sunday September 06, 2026 @08:50PM (#49592533)
They don't need to respond before getting hit unless you can hit their secret submarines too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort

Re:Intellectual Fly Is Open on Sunday September 06, 2026 @06:04PM (#49591406)
Did you hear the one about Scots Wikipedia?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/aug/26/shock-an-aw-...

Re:Doomscrolling Ourselves to Death on Sunday September 06, 2026 @12:57PM (#49588420)

  2 episodes left before next season!
Re:The Dark Side of Mindfulness on Sunday September 06, 2026 @01:26AM (#49583581)
This PSA from 1981 was a brutal but effective warning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UveLSA7Hoj8&t=53

Re:Nitter has more working instances than before the takedowns on Saturday September 05, 2026 @06:01PM (#49581139)
Any specific examples where twitter was the only way?
Re:Holden's Lightning Flight on Wednesday September 02, 2026 @11:46PM (#49545702)
Flyboys will be flyboys.
Re:Mushroom hunting with LLMs: what can go wrong? on Wednesday September 02, 2026 @01:47PM (#49539820)
Nobody ever mentions the fox piss.
Re:Dyson CameraJet electric toothbrush on Tuesday September 01, 2026 @06:11PM (#49528940)
The newer ones suck harder.
Re:Debian votes to allow "responsible use of generative AI" on Saturday August 29, 2026 @01:05PM (#49491484)
like legal documents, software is best avoided wherever possible
Re:Inception-style curved map for turn-by-turn directions on Friday August 28, 2026 @02:05PM (#49482278)
J. Edgar Hoover
Re:Aphantasia Beginner's Guide on Thursday August 27, 2026 @11:59AM (#49466951)
Can you imagine peeling the stripes off?
Re:Aphantasia Beginner's Guide on Thursday August 27, 2026 @11:31AM (#49466465)
Can you reach the ground? If not, you may have Short Arms.
Re:Air Conditioning Is Not a Luxury, It Is a Necessity on Thursday August 27, 2026 @09:57AM (#49465006)
Actually there is permitted development in Scotland but flats aren't excluded. There's no "Part P" either so an AC could be DIY with no notification or fees.
Re:Air Conditioning Is Not a Luxury, It Is a Necessity on Thursday August 27, 2026 @08:55AM (#49464114)
> In the UK

You mean "In England".

Re:Air Conditioning Is Not a Luxury, It Is a Necessity on Thursday August 27, 2026 @08:50AM (#49464036)
Flowers bad, planks good?
Re:Tooltips need a delay, and then they need to skip it on Tuesday August 25, 2026 @10:06PM (#49443312)
At least the cookie popup comes with wine
Re:Nitter project received cease and desist on Tuesday August 25, 2026 @08:29PM (#49442656)
Weddings tend to have a free speech or two, too!