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Re:Claude Haiku 5.5
on Wednesday October 07, 2026 @07:17PM (#50000065)
the "monkey island"-musc makes me so sad. why would anyone make an AI do this when it took such craft. i hope you all die :'(
Re:Stealing Reasoning Traces from Proprietary LLM APIs
on Wednesday August 12, 2026 @02:41AM (#49268629)
You mean you didn't know that all frontier models stole all of our knowledge and are now charging for it? It's abysmal and disgusting and we should pitchfork them all! :D
Re:Atlassian Rovo Exfiltrates Data, Bypassing Controls
on Wednesday August 05, 2026 @02:27PM (#49186904)
Atlassian has gone from a trusted enterprise-partner to a complete shit-show in just 18 months. This surprises nobody. There will be classes taught in how to fuck up a good business and Atlassian will be the prime example.
Regards, /someone who migrated 3500 users from Atlassians products recently due to their "cloud only"-bullshit.
Re:JuiceSSH – Give me my pro features back
on Monday January 26, 2026 @02:18PM (#46770208)
Replaced JuiceSSH two years ago with ConnectBOT (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.connectbot...) as a "free" alternative. Never looked back.
Re:The Synology End Game
on Friday August 29, 2025 @04:01AM (#45061432)
Thing is, they used to be so good. I had a really tricky error, they had a tech help out during daytime, so guess he stayed up late to help us out and it was amazing customer support. They went FROM THAT, to me never touching their stuff again due to this (and the surveillance station-crap they pulled with yanking out codecs).
They must've had a massive brainfart in the management at that company.
Re:Show HN: Kitten TTS – 25MB CPU-Only, Open-Source TTS Model
on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @02:48AM (#44808532)
"please join our DISCORD!"...
Re:Dead Stars Don't Radiate
on Saturday May 17, 2025 @04:32PM (#44016799)
Let's see what Neil deGrasse Tyson says about this.
Re:No as a Service
on Wednesday April 30, 2025 @10:30AM (#43845792)
Was wondering the same thing.. Probably cruft so it looks impressive at a glance.
If you're into 6502 and more specifically the Commodore 64, you should give the winning demo from last weekends Fjälldata a look. Quite insane stuff they do nowadays... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtpPPgFSwxE
Re:DeepSeek v2.5 – open-source LLM comparable to GPT-4o, but 95% less ...
on Wednesday October 30, 2024 @05:55PM (#42000857)
Did you try to ask it if Winnie the pooh look like the president of China?
Re:Cookware company includes artificial customer prompts in website
on Saturday August 10, 2024 @11:11AM (#41210071)
Oh my god... Even the photographs are AI-generated: https://thestaub.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/st2.png (backup-link if they take it down: https://i.vgy.me/0MGC1u.jpg)
Re:Parody site ClownStrike refused to bow to CrowdStrike's bogus DMCA ...
on Tuesday August 06, 2024 @03:51PM (#41174595)
Huge disappointment in Cloudflare right there. This needs to be remedied immediately!
Re:Show HN: Turn any website into a knowledge base for LLMs
on Wednesday July 31, 2024 @03:28PM (#41122549)
Can this be deployed on-prem or is it an cloud-toy?
Re:A Clone of Deluxe Paint II Written in Python
on Friday July 26, 2024 @01:22PM (#41080423)
This is so cool it brings an tear to an old mans eye. Thank you for doing this <3
Re:Building a faster, smarter, Chromebook experience with the best of ...
on Wednesday June 12, 2024 @04:06PM (#40662451)
Preferably without Google, but... seems kind of hard.
Re:Keeping Open Source Open
on Friday June 30, 2023 @01:57AM (#36531052)
When I was at IBM and RedHat did the "CentOS"-move, IBM-execs was actually pretty pissed off. It was bad optics and RedHat did it on their own, while IBM got "the blame". This is probably more of the same stuff. They think they can get away with being asshats and people will just blame IBM.
We see you, RedHat. You are NOT on the right path.
Re:Vocaloid 6
on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:26AM (#33548864)
But... but... Melodyne..
Re:Mattermost – open-source platform for secure collaboration
on Friday June 24, 2022 @12:22PM (#31864863)
Yeah, thanks for nailing it to me that I picked Mattermost as our chat-server 3 years ago, now we have to migrate away from it since it's way too expensive. They also do some seriosuly dubious decisions when it comes to the gimped opensource-variant, so. Thanks, but no thanks.
Re:Show HN: Fruits – Sell digital products via your website, newslette...
on Friday May 13, 2022 @09:13AM (#31367135)
Oh, how I hoped I read that "... sell digital produce" :(
Re:Map of Reddit
on Friday May 13, 2022 @01:36AM (#31363726)
Should be a laaaarge overlapping country reading "gonewild"... :)
Re:Stripe Crypto
on Thursday March 10, 2022 @12:47PM (#30629924)
Why the fsck would they block Ukrainians? Makes no sense.
Re:SkyLifter is an eVTOL air crane
on Saturday January 22, 2022 @07:09AM (#30035970)
"Hi! We built a balloon!"
"Okay."
Re:Why Galesburg has no money
on Sunday January 16, 2022 @06:54AM (#29955248)
I listened to their radio station for a while, it was all Jesus and God. This is why they have no money.
Re:I Built My New Linux Gaming Desktop in 2021 with AMD (CPU+GPU) and ...
on Thursday September 23, 2021 @01:58PM (#28632707)
You just HAD to have a cat in there, didn't you... Here, have a point! Oh, the rest was a good read too :)
Re:ZeroVer: 0-Based Versioning
on Thursday August 12, 2021 @08:07AM (#28155185)
Too bad the "article" is written in 2018 and Hashicorp release Vault 1.0.0 December 3rd, 2018 :)
Re:Apple M1 Assembly Language Hello World
on Friday January 15, 2021 @02:03AM (#25787864)
Funny how you can replace MacOS with FreeBSD in this article and it's the same thing. OH WAIT! eyeroll
Re:Zoom to bring end-to-end encryption to all users, including non-paying
on Wednesday June 17, 2020 @02:27PM (#23554880)
Oh god... Let this die already, they had their chance -- it's gone. Nobody in their right mind would touch Zoom with an 10" pole.
Re:Websocketd
on Saturday January 26, 2019 @01:50AM (#19005202)
This turned me on.
Re:Slack on a SNES
on Saturday October 20, 2018 @11:29AM (#18263697)
I got all excited and thought it was about running Slack(ware) Linux on a SNES, then its this crap sobs ( ;) )
Re:Open-sourcing Sonar, a new extensible debugging tool
on Monday June 11, 2018 @12:36PM (#17285823)
Worst... name... ever... Hello SonarQube.