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Re:Claude Haiku 5.5 on Wednesday October 07, 2026 @07:17PM (#50000065)
the "monkey island"-musc makes me so sad. why would anyone make an AI do this when it took such craft. i hope you all die :'(
Re:Stealing Reasoning Traces from Proprietary LLM APIs on Wednesday August 12, 2026 @02:41AM (#49268629)
You mean you didn't know that all frontier models stole all of our knowledge and are now charging for it? It's abysmal and disgusting and we should pitchfork them all! :D
Re:Atlassian Rovo Exfiltrates Data, Bypassing Controls on Wednesday August 05, 2026 @02:27PM (#49186904)
Atlassian has gone from a trusted enterprise-partner to a complete shit-show in just 18 months. This surprises nobody. There will be classes taught in how to fuck up a good business and Atlassian will be the prime example.

Regards, /someone who migrated 3500 users from Atlassians products recently due to their "cloud only"-bullshit.

Re:JuiceSSH – Give me my pro features back on Monday January 26, 2026 @02:18PM (#46770208)
Replaced JuiceSSH two years ago with ConnectBOT (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.connectbot...) as a "free" alternative. Never looked back.
Re:The Synology End Game on Friday August 29, 2025 @04:01AM (#45061432)
Thing is, they used to be so good. I had a really tricky error, they had a tech help out during daytime, so guess he stayed up late to help us out and it was amazing customer support. They went FROM THAT, to me never touching their stuff again due to this (and the surveillance station-crap they pulled with yanking out codecs).

They must've had a massive brainfart in the management at that company.

Re:Show HN: Kitten TTS – 25MB CPU-Only, Open-Source TTS Model on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @02:48AM (#44808532)
"please join our DISCORD!"...
Re:Dead Stars Don't Radiate on Saturday May 17, 2025 @04:32PM (#44016799)
Let's see what Neil deGrasse Tyson says about this.
Re:No as a Service on Wednesday April 30, 2025 @10:30AM (#43845792)
Was wondering the same thing.. Probably cruft so it looks impressive at a glance.
Re:Easy 6502 on Thursday February 06, 2025 @11:15PM (#42969315)
If you're into 6502 and more specifically the Commodore 64, you should give the winning demo from last weekends Fjälldata a look. Quite insane stuff they do nowadays... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtpPPgFSwxE
Did you try to ask it if Winnie the pooh look like the president of China?
Oh my god... Even the photographs are AI-generated: https://thestaub.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/st2.png (backup-link if they take it down: https://i.vgy.me/0MGC1u.jpg)
Huge disappointment in Cloudflare right there. This needs to be remedied immediately!
Re:Show HN: Turn any website into a knowledge base for LLMs on Wednesday July 31, 2024 @03:28PM (#41122549)
Can this be deployed on-prem or is it an cloud-toy?
Re:A Clone of Deluxe Paint II Written in Python on Friday July 26, 2024 @01:22PM (#41080423)
This is so cool it brings an tear to an old mans eye. Thank you for doing this <3
Preferably without Google, but... seems kind of hard.
Re:Keeping Open Source Open on Friday June 30, 2023 @01:57AM (#36531052)
When I was at IBM and RedHat did the "CentOS"-move, IBM-execs was actually pretty pissed off. It was bad optics and RedHat did it on their own, while IBM got "the blame". This is probably more of the same stuff. They think they can get away with being asshats and people will just blame IBM.

We see you, RedHat. You are NOT on the right path.

Re:Vocaloid 6 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:26AM (#33548864)
But... but... Melodyne..
Yeah, thanks for nailing it to me that I picked Mattermost as our chat-server 3 years ago, now we have to migrate away from it since it's way too expensive. They also do some seriosuly dubious decisions when it comes to the gimped opensource-variant, so. Thanks, but no thanks.
Oh, how I hoped I read that "... sell digital produce" :(
Re:Map of Reddit on Friday May 13, 2022 @01:36AM (#31363726)
Should be a laaaarge overlapping country reading "gonewild"... :)
Re:Stripe Crypto on Thursday March 10, 2022 @12:47PM (#30629924)
Why the fsck would they block Ukrainians? Makes no sense.
Re:SkyLifter is an eVTOL air crane on Saturday January 22, 2022 @07:09AM (#30035970)
"Hi! We built a balloon!" "Okay."
Re:Why Galesburg has no money on Sunday January 16, 2022 @06:54AM (#29955248)
I listened to their radio station for a while, it was all Jesus and God. This is why they have no money.
You just HAD to have a cat in there, didn't you... Here, have a point! Oh, the rest was a good read too :)
Re:ZeroVer: 0-Based Versioning on Thursday August 12, 2021 @08:07AM (#28155185)
Too bad the "article" is written in 2018 and Hashicorp release Vault 1.0.0 December 3rd, 2018 :)
Re:Apple M1 Assembly Language Hello World on Friday January 15, 2021 @02:03AM (#25787864)
Funny how you can replace MacOS with FreeBSD in this article and it's the same thing. OH WAIT! eyeroll
Oh god... Let this die already, they had their chance -- it's gone. Nobody in their right mind would touch Zoom with an 10" pole.
Re:Websocketd on Saturday January 26, 2019 @01:50AM (#19005202)
This turned me on.
Re:Slack on a SNES on Saturday October 20, 2018 @11:29AM (#18263697)
I got all excited and thought it was about running Slack(ware) Linux on a SNES, then its this crap sobs ( ;) )
Re:Open-sourcing Sonar, a new extensible debugging tool on Monday June 11, 2018 @12:36PM (#17285823)
Worst... name... ever... Hello SonarQube.

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