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Re:The Ü Programming Language on Wednesday June 03, 2026 @10:00PM (#48392726)
It always starts with one naive idiot though.
Re:Martin Scorsese Is Embracing A.I on Tuesday June 02, 2026 @11:02AM (#48371211)
What’s that? Closer to the hole sir???
He's a moron.
So instead of whole products sold at a one time price, there will be more and more subscription based services micro-transaction slop. 10/10 California. Never change.
DERKA DERKA
THEY DERKIN OUR DERBS!!!!!
Well, we can't have have the non indoctrinated taking away our freedom. USA USA USA.
Re:RTX 5090 and M4 MacBook Air: Can It Game? on Thursday May 14, 2026 @02:18PM (#48139138)
It's been a LOOOONG time since final cut pro was a killer app. In the foreseeable future, they will be selling TokTok machines to illiterates with dopamine problems. Highly doubt.
Re:Phone is about to stop being yours on Sunday May 03, 2026 @11:45AM (#47998108)
I'm actually working on a project that targets dual screen android handhelds. It will be kickstarted with a free demo. Android side-loading is the ONLY way to deliver that application to backers. I'll need to go thru Google's developer surveillance process (but u right, I already was going to because the demo and the full release will also be in the Play store.)

Oh and to answer your question about B2B iPhone apps, YES. Not my department at my last job but i know the application needed to go thru apple approval process and app store distribution. And it was difficult to keep in sync with a back-end on its own release schedule. That's why I'm pretty sure everything ended up getting turned into some sort of web view.

Re:Phone is about to stop being yours on Tuesday April 28, 2026 @12:46PM (#47936990)
ZERO. ZERO developers who don’t comply will make a living selling applications and services to the general public.
Re:US Bill Mandates On-Device Age Verification on Friday April 17, 2026 @11:27AM (#47806984)
NPD is a bitch.
Re:US Bill Mandates On-Device Age Verification on Friday April 17, 2026 @08:07AM (#47805017)
It's derangement to be the lowest comment here about to be flagged and still think: ITS NOT ME THAT'S THE ASSHOLE! ITS EVERYONE ELSE!

Everyone is sick of your personality disorder.

Re:US Bill Mandates On-Device Age Verification on Friday April 17, 2026 @08:06AM (#47805001)
Hack's portfolio site located at: itcanthappenhere.retard.
Re:US Bill Mandates On-Device Age Verification on Friday April 17, 2026 @08:04AM (#47804988)
I think you should just give your away children in servitude to neo-feudal overloards. You're halfway there. You clearly don't want to be a parent.
Re:US Bill Mandates On-Device Age Verification on Friday April 17, 2026 @08:01AM (#47804964)
"The age check is the entry fee for owning a computer."

No, the fee is your identity and a record of your every thought and action.

Re:Trump's signature will appear on US dollars on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @09:24PM (#47608919)
Well aren’t you just a little holier than thou cutie patootie?
Re:Unsloth Studio on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @09:58AM (#47425893)
lol.
Re:US SEC preparing to scrap quarterly reporting requirement on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @08:34AM (#47424941)
It's not one person, it's an entire criminal organization that merged with the GOP. And it is not in the personal best interest of anyone with a modicum of power to do anything about it, so nothing will be done.
Already happened.
False false false. Everything in America is IMPOSSIBLE TO THINK ABOUT because its TOO HARD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.

NO. There is just no political will. You people just elect the worst parasites imaginable and never follow up. You have no say whatsoever in your laws.

Re:Trump Accounts on Saturday February 14, 2026 @10:56AM (#47015470)
SIEG HEIL.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
People like you act like you have moral superiority because you can "maintain professionalism" in the face of people having completely normal reactions to your behavior. Frustrated, bewildered, and insulted at how terribly dense you are. :)

edit: Added the little patronizing smiley face at the end. Eat shit.

Re:Trump Links Greenland Threats to Nobel Peace Prize Snub on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @08:49AM (#46795365)
You think continuing with the good cop bad cop routine is going to change anything about who $$$$$ influences policy in this country?
Some demons are worse than others. Take your defeatist attitude, and shove it up your ass.
Re:The Palantir app helping ICE raids in Minneapolis on Monday January 19, 2026 @09:17PM (#46687104)
Works for a while until we string up said thugs.
Re:A university got itself banned from the Linux kernel (2021) on Wednesday January 14, 2026 @06:55AM (#46615032)
I think you lack basic civics. You autistic?
Binary explosive materials are freely available at your local general store.

So are Molotov’s.

Re:Don't fall into the anti-AI hype on Monday January 12, 2026 @04:44PM (#46594706)
When I think real hard about it, I can translate the bullshit speak. "get on board the AI train or get left behind" -> "BUY BUY BUY OUR SHIT! WE ARE SOOO OVER LEVERAGED WE ARE SO FUCKED. PLEASE CONSOOM"
Re:Minneapolis driver shot and killed by ICE on Monday January 12, 2026 @02:12PM (#46592834)
My mother LOOOOOVES what is happening. The right people are being hurt. And anyone else she can rationalize and victim blame away.

America is full of sadistic, insecure, troglodytes.

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