junklard

Now there's a thought. Maybe what finally resolves the gender imbalance in tech will be the reveal of Linus' secret stash of radfem verse.

A penguin draped in suffragette colours becomes the new mascot. Women across the globe join the open source movement in droves. JK Rowling writes a bestselling guide to Linux kernel development.

That sounds incredibly unlikely.

I know we all love a good M$ conspiracy theory but this one is far too silly.