johnnymonster

blocking access to a site because you don't enable javascript is diabolical

How did this make FP???

Chase | Software Engineer, Data Engineer, SRE and Senior Engineering Lead | Java/Python/AWS/PySpark/ETL | Onsite, Plano, Chicago | Full-Time

I'm hiring for multiple roles to build a new team here in Plano, Tx. Looking for experienced software engineers, data engineers and an engineering manager to lead a brand new initiative. Ability to join a brand new team!

The primary focus will be backend engineering, building distributed systems and data processing.

To apply, you can either email me directly or through the job posting: https://jpmc.fa.oraclecloud.com/hcmUI/CandidateExperience/en...

I will personally review all candidates!

Email: [email protected]

Why don’t they ease up or streamline their zoning and permit process so people can build back their homes after hurricane damage?

Chase | Manager (Java Backend Team)| ON-SITE Chicago Hybrid | Full-Time

Seeking an Engineering Manager to lead our Java backend team. This is a hybrid role based in Chicago.

*About the Role:*

- Lead and mentor a team of backend Java developers. - Design and implement scalable backend solutions. - Collaborate with cross-functional teams for optimal performance and delivery.

*Requirements:*

- 5+ years of experience in backend development (Java). - Proven leadership and team management skills. - Familiarity with cloud services and system architecture.

Direct hiring manager, you can reach me at jnelson11 (at) gmail (dot) com

Spirit is such a pile of garbage that doing anything is better than doing nothing to spirit. We should make the judge fly Spirit for a few months and this merger will pass with flying colors.

JPMorgan Chase | All Levels, Software Engineering, Engineering Managers, Software architecture | Chicago, Columbus, Plano, Delaware, UK | ONSITE (Hybrid/Flexible)

I am looking for engineering managers and software engineers at all levels to help lead development efforts in our consumer & community banking line of business.

Tech Stack: Java, python, golang, AWS, docker, kubernetes

If interested, or would like to find out more please email me at [email protected]

It’s true that the unpopular and weird opinion is to do an extremely lazy workout and barely walk a little bit each week and over time you will see a massive change. That’s it!

Watched a caribe engine explode a few days ago in Saint Marteen. Was a lot more crazy than this one! Didn’t seem to make national news either.

Security by obscurity is not security at all. Thinking you were safe because “people didn’t know about it” is not safety at all! Bad people are going to be bad. They don’t need AirTags for that. Knowing it can happen is far better for everyone to know about than living in a false sense of security.

Avoid any advice that touts itself as gospel! Do your own DD for the product or services you’re building. Maybe you’re never going to hit more than 100 users in total or maybe you’re building a static website. Take some time and evaluate the pros and cons of your architecture and seek advice from those who have come before you!

How is this #3 on the front page… no comments and 23 points…

Amazon Web Services - AWS CloudWatch | Sr Software Engineer | Herndon, Virginia + Washington DC | Full-time

Join us building a software solution that runs on hundreds of millions of virtual machines and containers to help diagnose the health of the cloud infrastructure and microservices running on top of it. Our customers includes every Amazon internal service teams and the external customers who eagerly wants to monitor and diagnose their applications. You will use knowledge in both Linux and Windows and sophisticated programing skill in GoLang to write high performance and secure software. Don't know GoLang? No problem, we'll train you. You will often contribute your code to the open source community and interact with programmers from all over the world.

If this sounds interesting to you, please feel free to reach out directly to me, the hiring manager, to learn more and apply!

Contact: John Nelson - [email protected]

Exactly my reservation with using something like this! the US still classifies virtual currency as Property NOT currency! This is a HUGE problem when trying to use crypto to buy things where there will be a paper trail that the US govt can get ahold of it.

Pinhole whole home ad blocking!!!

The irony of an article about google search results is that the article is littered with ads that makes it so I have to scroll to read the good parts!

Download youtube videos just to re-upload them to the same company's storage array. This is hilarious.

TL;DR outage caused by traffic spike from people returning to work after the holiday.

Am I the only one that doesn’t know how to code in a spreadsheet?

Amazon Web Services - AWS | Sr Software development Engineer | Herndon, Virginia + Washington DC | ONSITE/REMOTE until June | Full-time | Visa Transfer

I’m building a brand new team from the ground up and I’m looking for strong mid to sr level software engineers who want to work on projects and teams that deliver services at a global scale! You would be part of a tier 1 team, building applications and services used by all AWS customers!

We have positions for Sys Devs and Software development engineers at all levels. Contact me via email if you have any additional questions or are interested in the role. We are all currently remote until June and would then require colo in virgina offices.

Tech stack: nodejs, nosql, AWS, golang, java, react, angular, dynamodb, kubernetes, docker

contact: Hiring Manager - John Nelson - [email protected]

Have a few drinks or watch some mindless TV.

Paywall links need to be downvoted

What could go wrong with a 400F heating element on in your air ducts at all times. Wouldn’t it constantly be lighting hair and dust particles on fire???

AWS Security| Software Development Engineer | Arlington, VA | Full-Time | VISA | ONSITE (remote for now)

I'm the Hiring manager for this role, not a recruiter. Contact me directly first and I'll make the referral.

Looking for an experience SDE who wants to get on the ground floor of an exciting opportunity in the security space! Come build something new! You would be foundational in building the team and creating the product from the ground up. This position will be located in the new HQ2 in Arlington, VA once Virginia opens back up for business. Please contact me directly for more details.

Contact: [email protected]

Capital One | Washington DC, Nova | Software Engineering | Onsite only

We are building security tools for the enterprise. Looking for a backend Golang api developer and a dev ops engineer.

email me at john dot nelson at capitalone dot com

I wish other athletes from other sports did the same!

It's a temporary layoff and it's exactly what they should be doing. When they lay off the employees, they are able to collect unemployment benefits from the government. It's a perfect strategy so that the employees will be ok instead of not receiving wages. once things rebound, they can hire them back again and all is good.

Capital One | Washington DC or Boston | Onsite | Full-time

Looking for software engineers in the Boston or Washington dc area who are interested in doing something unique at massive scale in the security space!

tech stach: Node.js, Go, React, Mysql/Dynamo, Kubernetes, AWS, Lambda, Terraform and other related technologies.

Current roles:

* Software Engineer - All Levels (Golang or Nodejs, API & Microservices)

Please reach out to me directly (John): john dot nelson at capitalone dot com

It looks like cloning your chip is already a thing as well as other types of attacks. It doesn’t make sense why banks would deny fraud claims,

first, just want to say this is pretty amazing!