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joelbondurant

Diaper face alert. Lose some weight fatty.
Re:A YouTube chat about chess got flagged for hate speech on Thursday July 22, 2021 @02:36AM (#27916098)
I love malgorithms having been exposed to the malicious grift of the healthcare industry.
The AWS unexpected bills service has competition.
Re:Myths about /dev/urandom (2014) on Friday January 06, 2017 @12:37AM (#13334216)
If you're working on storing cat videos on your personal website, I completely agree.
Re:Myths about /dev/urandom (2014) on Thursday January 05, 2017 @11:49PM (#13334037)
"And even if you need that peace of mind, let me tell you a secret: no practical attacks on AES, SHA-3 or other solid ciphers and hashes are known in the “unclassified” literature, either. Are you going to stop using those, as well? Of course not!"

http://www.pcworld.com/article/3117728/security/why-quantum-...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grover's_algorithm

Re:Poll: Should Edward Snowden Be Pardoned? on Wednesday January 04, 2017 @10:32PM (#13324474)
Violent tribal gang behavior is standard human protocol.
Re:The end of cloud computing [video] on Tuesday December 20, 2016 @08:23PM (#13226023)
Thank Spaghetti, AWS is making people stupid.
Re:Stanford Degrees in Statistics on Tuesday November 29, 2016 @12:32AM (#13061062)
Statistics = Science - Mathematics - Science
Re:The new MacBook Pro is kind of great for hackers on Sunday November 27, 2016 @04:13AM (#13048418)
Computing appliances are not computers. Great for children tho.
Re:Why Don't Computer Scientists Learn Math? on Friday November 18, 2016 @09:36PM (#12991719)
LOL rrrright, why don't poly-sci majors learn math?
Re:Microsoft Becomes Linux Foundation Platinum Member on Wednesday November 16, 2016 @06:29PM (#12972626)
embrace && extend && extinguish
Re:Linux can’t be installed on a recent Lenovo laptop on Wednesday September 21, 2016 @02:43PM (#12551044)
Computing appliances produced by Apple and Lenovo are better for most developers than complicated tools like computers.
Re:Ask HN: Is web programming a series of hacks on hacks? on Monday September 12, 2016 @01:42AM (#12477432)
HTML5 seems significantly less advanced than Java AWT was in 1997.
Re:Larry Ellison's $200M cancer research gift on Friday May 13, 2016 @02:03AM (#11688886)
Larry Ellison has cancer.
This!... is why we can't have nice things.
Re:Ditching tmux on Monday March 14, 2016 @11:36PM (#11287277)
I fail to see the connection between tmux and vim. Vim is one of a billion programs i use with tmux inside terminator.
Re:A Message to Our Customers on Wednesday February 17, 2016 @11:51PM (#11123799)
Tim Cook admits iOS is already back-doored in the most weaselly worded message I've ever seen.
Re:Dataset: databases for lazy people on Sunday February 07, 2016 @11:40PM (#11056356)
there's already mongodb.
MacOSX is the WindowsME of unix.
Re:Ask HN: Why would you disable JavaScript? on Tuesday July 08, 2014 @05:27AM (#8003652)
lynx rules, for HTML, the 90's internet technology.
Re:Show HN: TopLevel – A New Way to JavaScript Your HTML on Thursday June 05, 2014 @02:39AM (#7850532)
Despite the best efforts of millions, XML still sucks as a general purpose programming language.
Re:Matlab is oversold as a general-purpose language on Saturday July 27, 2013 @03:48AM (#6112163)
Matlab encourages not distinguishing the very distinctly different concepts of matrices, vectors, scalars, and arrays.