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Re:FTC files new antitrust complaint against Facebook
on Thursday August 19, 2021 @07:38PM (#28240666)
Yeah it's definitely facebook that's the problem, as opposed to Google, Amazon, and payment processors. Definitely if I'm looking for a monopoly, my top concern is making sure people on the internet can chat without that familiar old household name "whatsapp."
Re:Early humans in Africa may have interbred with an extinct species: ...
on Friday February 14, 2020 @07:40PM (#22331991)
I can't imagine how stupid I would have to be to not comprehend this statement.
Re:Evaluating the effectiveness of Google's “Testing on the Toilet” pr...
on Wednesday October 02, 2019 @08:51PM (#21142490)
The title is "Do Developers Discover New Tools On The Toilet?" but an overbearing mod changed it because he thinks he's Etiquette Secretary of the Internet, and probably also so he can plausibly pretend this isn't a website dedicated to Alphabet's PR.
Re:The Church of Interruption
on Monday September 23, 2019 @05:49PM (#21054116)
Or everyone could just stop being a little bitch about everything 24/7.
Re:Richard M. Stallman resigns
on Wednesday September 18, 2019 @07:22PM (#21011562)
Wow, thank goodness the Epstein issue came to light so we can finally put away this monster for being bad with women. Social justice priorities.
Re:The Amazon Is Not the Earth’s Lungs
on Tuesday September 10, 2019 @08:19PM (#20935325)
In terms of giving people a reason for skepticism, simply telling the truth (for once) is a drop in the pan compared to all the bald-faced, dishonest, say-anything "activism" performed by various groups (e.g. the entire neoliberal media establishment) pertaining to global warming.
I think climate change is a serious issue and a threat to the species, just by the way.
Re:U.S. Surgeon General’s Advisory: Marijuana Use and the Developing B...
on Thursday August 29, 2019 @05:40PM (#20833985)
Wow what a paragon of truth and levelheaded reason, posting some propaganda article that any dumbass can poke holes in and which every dumbass has poked holes in. I love society now, and all of its earnest regard for public discourse and truth instead of just commies, who think they know whats best for everyone, marketing their worldview at any cost.
Re:Why Are So Many Developers Hating on Object-Oriented Programming?
on Friday August 23, 2019 @05:08PM (#20782589)
The problem with the "abstract" keyword is it's more normative than descriptive. If there's not an actual useful abstraction involved, and/or if the abstract class doesn't actually represent a more abstracted generalization of a mental category, it's just code re-use.
Re:Sentient: Classified artificial brain being developed by US intelli...
on Thursday August 08, 2019 @07:34PM (#20650029)
This widespread notion that the military is incompetent when it comes to developing technology might be the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
Re:Google Is Eating Our Mail
on Friday April 26, 2019 @12:42PM (#19759373)
Wow since you're so concerned and helpful, here's a tidbit: Everyone who has tried to run a personal mail server in past five years can't because of gmail.
Re:Google Is Eating Our Mail
on Friday April 26, 2019 @12:40PM (#19759352)
Have also run into this. Google is the quintessential evil tech corporation. We should all start avoiding their services when possible.
Re:Bad Habits Creeping into Your Writing?
on Wednesday April 24, 2019 @07:41PM (#19743621)
We do this here every time writing comes up. Engineers should not comment on writing.
Re:Neuroscientist Larry Cahill on the ‘neurosexism’ debate
on Monday April 22, 2019 @12:58PM (#19720525)
Sometimes people have "bias" due to experience with reality, but definitely any result you dislike should be repeated again and again. It's obviously a big problem for science when reality is coherent.
Re:Theory P: The Philosophy of Managing Programmers
on Wednesday April 17, 2019 @12:56PM (#19684285)
This is hilarious. I love hearing from butthurt HR types about how unfair it is that programmers have leverage at their jobs.
Re:Your Speech, Their Rules: People Who Guard the Internet
on Wednesday April 03, 2019 @08:16PM (#19568347)
Yeah there's so much nuance involved in figuring out whether a handful of giant corporations should be permitted to summarily remove a streamer from all social media because they dislike his political position. I like the part where the one giant walking hotpocket described how he's saving lives by discretionarily removing interpretable expression from public view.
Seriously, what a joke. This is how the internet turns into another extension of the ridiculous, culturally oppressive "entertainment" industry we were all trying to get away from. The fact these people want these jobs should disqualify them from having the jobs.
Re:Google’s new AI ethics board is already falling apart
on Wednesday April 03, 2019 @07:48PM (#19568201)
Probably because it's rapidly becoming the quintessentially evil corporation, and there's a correlation between not having a problem with that and being a ding-bat who belongs in a cult.
edit: I mean it. I'm a programmer and I would not work at Google. It would not matter what their offer was. In my eyes, people who work at Google are hurting their prestige as opposed to helping it.
Re:I tried creating a web browser, and Google blocked me
on Tuesday April 02, 2019 @01:54PM (#19556801)
This is why everyone used to understand the need to regulate in a way that promotes competition. The idea was promote.
Re:Getty Images Sued Again for Trying to License Public Domain Images
on Tuesday April 02, 2019 @12:10PM (#19555639)
I had to stop releasing music under creative commons because I noticed copyright trolls were trying to claim it was there's when some tried to use it as music in their youtube videos.
The whole point of releasing under creative commons is so the exact opposite thing happens.
Re:Twitter forces all new users to enter a valid phone number
on Monday March 25, 2019 @08:21PM (#19488071)
And they've been trying to collect phone numbers for years. Any time an account is suspended, they try to require a phone number for it to log back in, for example.
Re:Ad Fraud Scheme Drained Users’ Batteries By Running Hidden Video Ad...
on Friday March 22, 2019 @07:48PM (#19468019)
The situation will never change for as long as """"""marketers"""""" continue to benefit from the big data collection it facilitates.
Re:Google may rank sites for queries that don't appear on the page at all
on Thursday March 21, 2019 @07:39PM (#19458417)
Google is becoming a service that no longer performs searches and instead attempts to project reality back at me based on a keyword cue. This is how the AI takes over society.
I wonder if they might condescend to utilize the JVM so I don't have to compile JMC myself for another 5 months, or maybe at least they'll remove their circular links that infuriatingly obscure the fact JMC binaries don't currently exist. For the past 5 months.
Re:Amazon Pulls Out of Planned New York City Campus
on Friday February 15, 2019 @08:47PM (#19176461)
Maybe you should just permit people to say "what are you talking about" as a form of "you seem to be confused" instead of trying to dictate which colloquialisms people use to express themselves. Your position on this is overbearing and absurd. FYI you have a history of being condescending over nitpicky nonsense to the point of incivility.
Re:Spotify will now suspend or terminate accounts it finds are using a...
on Friday February 08, 2019 @12:50PM (#19116784)
Wait! You're telling me that for the price of two coffees a month, I can have unlimited streaming on the go!?
How about if marketers want me looking at their ads, they can stop pouring millions of dollars into research about how to spy on me through those ads against my will.
Re:Use DuckDuckGo to improve your privacy online (2018)
on Wednesday January 30, 2019 @07:59PM (#19041278)
I switched my browsers to using DuckDuckGo as the default search engine and almost miss never Google at all. Any time I do miss Google, I just manually navigate to Bing and use that instead.
Re:Google’s also peddling a data collector through Apple’s back door
on Wednesday January 30, 2019 @07:56PM (#19041263)
People need to start seriously considering doing everything they possibly can to get tech monopolies completely out of their lives.
Re:Google Takes Its First Steps Toward Killing the URL
on Wednesday January 30, 2019 @12:59PM (#19037463)
This is the second comment I've seem where you being a hallway monitor is far more disruptive and annoying than whatever you're responding to. FYI making it clear that I'm being contradictory is better than a passive aggressive declarative statement, which is a position I shouldn't have to explain, but since you're apparently so concerned about how other people communicate, there you go.
Re:Google Takes Its First Steps Toward Killing the URL
on Tuesday January 29, 2019 @09:20PM (#19032045)
The article is about how Google PR people are now openly advocating for removing the concept of a "URL" from web browsing for security reasons. What are you talking about.
Re:Google Takes Its First Steps Toward Killing the URL
on Tuesday January 29, 2019 @09:20PM (#19032037)
"Google Takes Last Steps Towards Killing the Open Web by Making Everyone Register With Centralized Certificate Authorities Just to Run an HTML Server."
I sincerely hope I live to see this quintessentially evil corporation go bankrupt.
Re:Shadows used to peer around corners
on Monday January 28, 2019 @06:19PM (#19022058)
I clicked for old paintings where shadows are wrong.