goopypoop
Re:Show HN: AI agents play SimCity through a REST API
on Wednesday February 11, 2026 @11:46AM (#46977284)
that's silly. obviously there's a missing apostrophe:
"it's currently Flan Sam's at pokemon"
Re:America Has a Tungsten Problem
on Monday February 09, 2026 @05:21PM (#46952369)
obligatory simpsons reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTLYris4kJU
Re:Sleeper Shells: Attackers Are Planting Dormant Backdoors in Ivanti ...
on Monday February 09, 2026 @11:49AM (#46947498)
thank god they're dormant eh
Re:Pretty soon, heat pumps will be able to store and distribute heat a...
on Monday February 02, 2026 @11:30PM (#46866520)
u wot m8
Re:Pretty soon, heat pumps will be able to store and distribute heat a...
on Monday February 02, 2026 @08:47PM (#46865235)
toroidal lasagne microwaves better
Re:Adventure Game Studio: OSS software for creating adventure games
on Sunday February 01, 2026 @02:48PM (#46848772)
finally now i can kill pippin
Re:Adventure Game Studio: OSS software for creating adventure games
on Sunday February 01, 2026 @02:43PM (#46848738)
see also Maniac Mansion Deluxe: a faithful remake of the original MM
Re:The Home Computer Hybrids
on Friday January 30, 2026 @02:18PM (#46828642)
usb mouse discovered
Re:US cybersecurity chief leaked sensitive government files to ChatGPT...
on Thursday January 29, 2026 @05:44PM (#46817886)
just until you get to upper management
Re:Satellites encased in wood are in the works
on Thursday January 29, 2026 @12:23AM (#46806128)
worth a punt
Re:Scientists identify brain waves that define the limits of 'you'
on Monday January 26, 2026 @11:01PM (#46775380)
pretty invasive to the microwave
Re:App Subscription is now my Weekend Project
on Friday January 23, 2026 @06:44AM (#46731358)
well it's hard to find quality chamois these days, but tbf since i joined the human centipede i haven't looked back
Re:App Subscription is now my Weekend Project
on Friday January 23, 2026 @04:08AM (#46730245)
I think you need to recalibrate because charmin is fucking lol
Re:San Francisco coyote swims to Alcatraz
on Monday January 19, 2026 @09:28PM (#46687169)
i knew i couldn't trust a coyote to mind my sack of flour
Re:Cows Can Use Sophisticated Tools
on Monday January 19, 2026 @02:19PM (#46683223)
cows also seem to enjoy music
Re:Cows Can Use Sophisticated Tools
on Monday January 19, 2026 @02:11PM (#46683117)
does Cordyceps use tools?
Re:Training my smartwatch to track intelligence
on Friday January 16, 2026 @10:32PM (#46654974)
I dare you to sniff it
me too but I had to grow sideburns to cope with the wind
Re:So, you've hit an age gate. what now?
on Wednesday January 14, 2026 @02:42PM (#46621719)
sounds like an app store
Re:So, you've hit an age gate. what now?
on Wednesday January 14, 2026 @01:27PM (#46620229)
ignoring the banner is the same as agreeing to all the opt-out "legitimate interest" shit
Re:A spider web unlike any seen before
on Tuesday January 06, 2026 @12:21AM (#46509024)
beware the canadian amnesia spider
Re:I changed my personality in six weeks
on Sunday January 04, 2026 @11:29PM (#46495341)
i have fond memories of my own decision to become a tosser
Re:The suck is why we're here
on Sunday January 04, 2026 @02:07AM (#46485688)
One does not simply "hire a plumber". You're suggesting to find, vet, arrange, brief, supervise, assess and pay a plumber. Your time is still gone and you still pay for materials and gas. Then you still might need to hire yet another plumber to fix it better anyway. If it's really bad you might need to hire a lawyer…
Re:Show HN: Use Claude Code to Query 600 GB Indexes over Hacker News, ...
on Wednesday December 31, 2025 @09:53AM (#46444587)
just like "cruelty free" and "not tested on animals" in usa
Re:Coarse Is Better
on Sunday December 21, 2025 @11:33PM (#46351340)
art without will is like street vomit: it might be pretty but it's just lumps of old content arranged how you'd expect. less than food; more a waste than a triumph. and it always smells the same.
the street vomit photographer is offering a bit more art through his choices but I can already see he makes poor choices
Re:Privacy doesn't mean anything anymore, anonymity does
on Saturday December 20, 2025 @08:06PM (#46341279)
why not stuff wads of hundreds into collection boxes?
Re:Canada's Carney called out for 'utilizing' British spelling
on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @03:33PM (#46294021)
you crack the ends of eggs?!
Re:This is not the future
on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @01:59PM (#46292755)
"You bet your ass we're all alike... We've been spoon fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... The bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."
Re:
on Monday December 15, 2025 @08:48PM (#46283726)
why throw mud into the water?
Re:Programmers and software developers lost the plot on naming their t...
on Thursday December 11, 2025 @08:12PM (#46239708)
it's kafkaesque