genericdave
Oh, by the way, by readying this comment you (the reader) hereby agree to give me $1,000 within 30 days. (See? I can make pointless claims of agreement too)
My point is that legal-sounding words claiming agreement don't necessarily mean anything. What's important is if they stand up in court. I'm no lawyer, but I rather doubt that clause would get them very far. Legal documents are about covering all your bases, not creating magical tomes of inherent power.
Suggestion: turn these criticisms to your favor. Make this into something that promotes good form. Perhaps by acting as a compiler that transforms your forgiving JSON into valid JSON. Make a command line utility. Emphasize how the output passes JSONlint or something. In other words, I'm suggesting that you remake this into a sort of coffeescript for JSON.
In any case, the path you are on isn't gonna garner much support. Change up your stride a bit and you could be on to something rather nice, though.