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Re:Show HN: LLMs can generate valid JSON 100% of the time on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @02:01AM (#37130724)
Is generating valid json nontrivial?
>where pagers from 12am to 5am were guaranteed, and you'd have to dig through thousands of lines of someone else’s SQL Jfl … can’t find the words …
Re:Webvan: The Dotcom Bubble’s Biggest Bust on Monday August 14, 2023 @11:31PM (#37129844)
They should have just raised a series J.
Agile/Scrum/etc are not meant to be positive for developers. They are meant to control developers.
He just sued everyone until they wrote it for him.
Yes this is well known.

Don’t forget it’s also in the interest of middle managers to lower the productivity of the people at work, who actually add value as well. This decreases the productivity gap and helps to not expose how useless they are.

Re:My $0->$100M->$0 in 5 years story on Sunday August 13, 2023 @02:15AM (#37107163)
He’s a standard FAANG manager. Failing on upppp …
Re:My $0->$100M->$0 in 5 years story on Sunday August 13, 2023 @02:13AM (#37107157)
Why not ask him what a bit is?

This is a low IQ question.

Re:My $0->$100M->$0 in 5 years story on Sunday August 13, 2023 @02:06AM (#37107136)
“FAANG exec” … today in middle managers learn real business is hard …
We all know where this is heading. Just let him go already.
Paywall in 3… 2…
Re:Show HN: Tarot Arcana—AI tarot card readings on Monday August 07, 2023 @12:20AM (#37030090)
Crashes a lot
FAANG exclusively hires low to midwit IQ managers. Just deal with it.
Yep 100%. Get those wageslaves back in our buildings buying our overpriced sandwiches.
AI ends up being a total scam, everyone conveniently forgets how much they hyped it.
Re:Ask HN: What problems do you have? on Tuesday August 01, 2023 @10:00PM (#36966036)
Too many low IQ humans.
It’s a jobs program for middle managers.
Re:Oregon Decriminalized Hard Drugs on Tuesday August 01, 2023 @09:26PM (#36965769)
Remember- this is by design.
CS is quite trivial.
Is BERT the ultimate midwit tier algo?
Re:Is the era of VC-fueled complexity ending? on Friday July 28, 2023 @11:25PM (#36916552)
No. Unnecessary complexity is a powerful snake oil that will always be sold. Everyone benefits from it too, except for customers and investors. And screw those people.
Re:Is the era of VC-fueled complexity ending? on Friday July 28, 2023 @11:21PM (#36916543)
> "Oh, don't worry: the tests will show you what you need to do."

>grug once again catch grug slowly reaching for club, but grug stay calm

Re:Ask HN: Is crypto an unviable, tech-bubble delusion? on Friday July 28, 2023 @12:32AM (#36903126)
Of course. It’s a pure scam except for btc which is just infeasible.
Re:Ask HN: What pay to target when joining a startup? on Thursday July 27, 2023 @05:44AM (#36891161)
> negotiating getting a 1on1 with the founders

just lol

Re:1Sub.dev – A world where people pay for software on Wednesday July 26, 2023 @06:40PM (#36886152)
The problem with code monkeys is they have low social IQs. So business guys will just keep exploiting them.
Of course not. It’s a jobs program for middle managers.
It’s a near perfect snake oil that can be sold heavily.
Actually it’s the opposite. Tech is irrelevant and can easily be outsourced to cheap third worlders. All that matters is selling.
Re:Ask HN: How to price your first Enterprise customer? on Sunday July 16, 2023 @03:24PM (#36750533)
Just take the current price, multiply by 10x, and offer them “enterprise support.” Then get ready for a lot of pain …
Dropping AI buzzwords will becoming increasingly important. Very important for managers to stay one step ahead in this area.

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