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But, if you don't IPO, how do you exit, leaving the muppets with the stock, whilst you run with the cash? Staying private means actually building something? Of value? That is not simply another shitty Rails site, or tries to skirt around regulations and pretends to be 'disrupting' things? Oh dear, this won't go down well at all with the chattering classes on HN!
Re:Uber starts same-day grocery delivery service in US on Wednesday August 20, 2014 @03:33PM (#8204106)
Hmm.. no thanks. Given the state of the driver in the last Uber cab I took, I wouldn't want him touching my food, especially as his fingers spent most of the time either mining his nose, ears and backside. Yuck!
Re:Who Stole the Four-Hour Workday? on Wednesday August 20, 2014 @03:30PM (#8204091)
The guy next to me stole it. And some pens from my desk too. If you see him, tell him to please return them. Thanks.
Re:The Great Microservices vs. Monolithic Apps Twitter Melee on Wednesday August 20, 2014 @03:29PM (#8204084)
But, I have more services! But, each of my fewer services do more!

And this folks, is why IT is still a joke in most quarters.