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Oracle determining how to add more sypware while not violating their own TOS

Google preps your surveillance device for CBDC without your consent.

Region North or South?

I am totally pressed. What now?

Hey people - we're all in this shitacane together. Laugh a little. If what I'm saying isn't funny to you, ignore because you don't get it.

Laugh a little. Love you too!

Reader regrets not forming a college rock band.

My LOE to make this work expressed in kWh is substantial but user is impressed. Eliza has hands now.

Lynx optimized website accidentally involves a QR code in a slop cannon trap. The reader is impressed by the effort.

Reader read NFS v4 and was disappointed in their title comprehension.

Author requests open weights from Sam Altman

I love that you people can't take a joke from the people actually doing the work.

Is the joke

internet reinvents vi lock files from first principles

AlphaFold found to not be actually prize winning.

company invents mid life crisis option for the pain averse directionally challenged.

Anthropic wants to be the only friend.

Author with too much time on their hands forgets normal people have actual books.

Local Kimi K3 is expensively up

Planner did not understand fat man or wall clock

Confirmed YC orphan did not read Stripe news feed

Fine. Hey Siri, what is a container and why would I use one?

curl errordodge/budget/glyphosate

Hey Siri, my software isn't doing what I wanted it to do. Confirm PRD did not include 10 minute wait times and send my IQ test results again please.

now do French Laundry and glyphosate

Hey Siri, I get a lot of Docusigns because I'm a lawyer. Check my domain DKIM status please.

Always a latch. That's key.

Really?

My brother. TY

Mr. Rogers death arbitrages a funny fast film of child education for the modern era.