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Re:We ran AI agent swarms in Minecraft and Mindustry on Friday October 30, 2026 @07:03AM (#50302304)
Happy Vogon noises
Re:We ran AI agent swarms in Minecraft and Mindustry on Friday October 30, 2026 @07:01AM (#50302294)
Sounds like that scene in the Fallout TV series season 2, where a bunch of middle-management Vaulties finally manage to get out to the wasteland and promptly get eaten by wildlife.
Re:Patrick Stewart has died on Thursday October 29, 2026 @04:41PM (#50295590)
O Captain, My Captain!
In Polish, AI is called "Sztuczna Inteligencja" which translates to "Synthetic Intelligence".
Re:Someone behind the software on Sunday October 18, 2026 @03:18PM (#50144329)
I work on a FLOSS data center management framework. 13 years ago, while at the office preparing to configure a new server, I had a flash of insight seeing the entire data center managed by such a tool. I saw it complete in my head. And since then, I'm still working towards that goal, that I'll never really reach.
Re:OpenCode 2.0 on Thursday October 15, 2026 @04:00AM (#50100683)
It's open source so... It does if you want it to. ;-)
Re:Theranos.World on Friday October 09, 2026 @03:49AM (#50017398)
If Elon Musk can deadname, we can too.
Somewhere, a guy in a lab coat and with a microwave starts to laugh like a maniac.
Re:The people holding up the internet on Thursday October 08, 2026 @03:43AM (#50002921)
Free as in "free speech", not free as in "free beer".
Re:The smartest Claude Code feature is not for its users on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @06:55PM (#49985332)
Little Bobby Tables strikes again!
Re:I'm the AGI that's wiping out humanity on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @03:56PM (#49983238)
Perhaps the previous birth rate was artificially increased due to inequality imposed by part of the population. More equality and opportunity for everyone means more choices and less pressure to reproduce. What's the base birth rate for human species?
Re:Linux containers in 500 lines of code on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @04:56AM (#49975972)
In Plan 9 you would get an easy way of namespacing by just unmounting some directories.

All those game mashups made recently by LLMs... Give me a port of Firefox on Plan 9, I'll be impressed then.

Re:The Tao of Backup on Monday October 05, 2026 @05:16AM (#49962443)
Tell that to MinIO users, lol.
Re:FTL: A new operating system for clouds on Saturday October 03, 2026 @11:45AM (#49945258)
Is it just a hobby, and won't be big and professional like gnu?
Re:America.gov goes crazy on "play Minecraft" on Wednesday September 30, 2026 @05:00PM (#49914380)
I guess America.gov didn't get the memo...

> Are you based on an LLM?

America uses AI to find and explain official government information, then cites those sources.

    I am not the agency of record and do not decide eligibility.
    Answers can be wrong or out of date. Confirm with the cited pages before you act.
    Open “How AI works” below the composer, or see the Terms of use.
> What's AI?

Artificial intelligence (AI) is a machine-based system that can, for human-defined goals, make predictions, recommendations, or decisions. Official U.S. sources describe it as computerized systems that work and react in ways often thought to need intelligence—learning, solving problems, and acting under changing conditions.

A common statutory-style definition (used in federal AI policy) is: a system that uses machine and human inputs to perceive environments, build models from that information, and then choose information or actions.

This site uses AI to find and explain government information. Confirm answers with the cited pages before you act.

Re:September 2026: The world today, as seen by one Polish guy on Wednesday September 30, 2026 @09:18AM (#49908541)
Make the oil less relevant to the point that 1/5th of it not being present doesn't affect the rest of the world. We are not there yet, but when we get there, there will be no reason to hold the Strait of Hormuz. Of course the impact on the Gulf states will be enormous, economic or otherwise, so it's hard to say if they will let this be.
Re:September 2026: The world today, as seen by one Polish guy on Wednesday September 30, 2026 @07:14AM (#49907263)
That's the unseen undercurrent pushing different things described in this essay.
Re:Google ending ChromeOS support two years early on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @12:25PM (#49895981)
Add it to the pile.

https://killedbygoogle.com/

Some could say that companies are like invaders from Mars[1]. Or a slow Artifical Intelligence constructs[2]. Who knows.

[1]: https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2010/12/invader...

[2]: https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2018/01/dude-yo...

Re:A warning about 'model welfare' on Wednesday September 16, 2026 @11:26AM (#49728518)
> [at the hearing regarding the civil rights of androids like Data]

> Capt. Picard: Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this... creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this... one android. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some... savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.

> Captain Phillipa Louvois: It sits there looking at me; and I don't know what it is. This case has dealt with metaphysics - with questions best left to saints and philosophers. I am neither competent nor qualified to answer those. But I've got to make a ruling, to try to speak to the future. Is Data a machine? Yes. Is he the property of Starfleet? No. We have all been dancing around the basic issue: does Data have a soul? I don't know that he has. I don't know that I have. But I have got to give him the freedom to explore that question himself. It is the ruling of this court that Lieutenant Commander Data has the freedom to choose.

Re:Astra for Coding: Why Are We Doing This Again? on Friday September 11, 2026 @03:34AM (#49654784)
I wonder if we will start using LLMs to translate the output of other LLMs to make it more palatable for humans.
Re:Playa Phone on Tuesday September 01, 2026 @05:07AM (#49519692)
And the other 1%, a call from the Machine (Person of Interest) with a Dewey Decimal System number callout. It would be even better if the booth itself rang and when somebody nearby answered, you get the numbers.
First I looked for was Atari 1040 STE TOS green background, and it's not there. Bummer.
Re:Claude Is Down on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:28PM (#49103314)
Monkey's Paw curls its finger
Re:Claude Is Down on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:26PM (#49103294)
Just ask ChatGPT.
Re:Advertise in ChatGPT on Wednesday July 22, 2026 @05:33AM (#49004018)
Black Mirror - "Common People" already did this.
Re:Are we offloading too much of our thinking to AI? on Wednesday July 15, 2026 @06:37AM (#48918773)
Jacek Dukaj in his book "Perfect Imperfection" (Polish hard sci-fi about alternative physics, mind uploading and enclosed universes) wrote about entities vastly superior to human-level intelligence having an ability to simulate humans to such a degree of precision that they were able to determine what a given human would say or do based on his own internal experience and knowledge in real time. The superintelligent beings didn't scan his brain patterns, they just had multiple simulations of him and chose the one that would best match his actions based only on external cues like position of his hands, body language, speech patterns, etc.

A solution to avoid being read to such a degree that your free will effectively is destroyed was to introduce randomness as a program in your own mind processed in an equivalent of a "cloud VM" - random changes in your body posture, hand movements, weird phrases introduced while you spoke could confuse the internal models of you enough to avoid hyper-predictability.

It's the same issue with American and ISO date formats again. I mean, it's 8/7/2026 today, what's the problem?
El Psy Kongroo.

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