darlachaps
Re:StackOverflow now gets fewer than 1000 questions a month
on Thursday October 29, 2026 @08:49AM (#50288098)
LMAO.
So absolutely zero self-awareness from you that not only did you add confidently incorrect “corrections” to the accepted answer, but your “lore” is verbose and uninteresting.
“I noticed $email looked like $('#email')” isn’t exactly an exciting bit of history, even if you spend multiple paragraphs trying to pump yourself up.
Re:Redesigning Source Control at Anthropic
on Tuesday October 13, 2026 @02:30PM (#50076377)
Only 1 million lines of code per week? That’s adorable. I remember when I was still slopcrafting software at that scale. Personally, I’m generating 100 billion LOC per hour, but Git became unusable once my commits started affecting Earth’s gravitational field. I’ve since moved to a custom version control system that stores code directly in the fabric of spacetime. My biggest bottleneck now is that the observable universe lacks sufficient entropy to generate unique commit hashes. Anthropic really needs to address this.
Re:The CSS Zen Garden dream shipped
on Tuesday September 15, 2026 @04:45PM (#49718674)
People with AI Delusion Syndrome don’t really concern themselves with reality or other people. They’ve literally lost the plot in life under a grand delusion of corporate bootlicking.
Re:Cloudflare enforces engineering standards using AI
on Tuesday August 04, 2026 @03:30PM (#49173732)
Oh hey, more AI slop from Cloudflare.
Too bad everything they touch turns to poop
Re:Building an Open-Source Robot Vacuum – Meet Oomwoo
on Wednesday July 01, 2026 @11:21PM (#48756122)
Why would it run Valetudo? Thats a product for rooted, closed-source vacuums.
Let alone why would someone want to attract the toxic culture that is the Valetudo creator and community?
This project seems like AI slop, but at this point that’s better than toxic dictators.
Re:Norway imposes near ban on AI in elementary school
on Friday June 19, 2026 @07:58PM (#48604760)
You poor, pathetic, piece of shit.
Maybe it’s because the US is a statistically a shithole? Just maybe we should do something to fix that?
But no, let’s dismantle science, health, education, etc instead.
Fucking magot idiots.