dackerlunghack

  Please try to understand us
  We’ve said goodbye to Kansas
  Since time immemorial
  (hyperbole, millennial!)
  <table> has been my <canvas>

  Out come the fingers made of foam
  They finally open-sourced Rehoboam
  Our societies have been thusly blessed
  What it predicts could have anyone guessed
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    The junior experiences work this way
    The senior wants dog walks and more pay

    For some reason the idea got new
    Still remember https://lando.dev/ ?

    Human brains proudly present
    Real poetry? Grouchy resent!
    My rhyme is not gradient descent
    After all, it is barely nascent

    With grand promises rode the ploy
    Venture capital, ahoy!
    We make a lovable product to capture audience
    Vendor lock them at the earliest convenience
    Hey look at our awesome developer experience
    Add ANSI and emojis and comments saying it’s genius
    Some next level tech, plebs just don’t get it
    Next round of funding, we’ve already spent it
    I took the big dough, got puppets and framed it
    R-O-I is bad though but layoffs gon’ fix it
    Never mind the drama *cough* are ya gon’ install it
    Run it, ship it, kill yourself with working on it
    Entangle your business with it
    Tell the client to deal with it
    Bring it to the big wig
    Get ’em to sign off on it
    Crown your own sh*t
    Dogfood is tasty, ain’t it