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The supposed link is that being a successful cab driver requires you to memorize a lot of street names and layouts, and if you do that for long enough it makes your hippocampus huge and beefy:

> According to a small brain-imaging study published in 2000, London cab drivers had unusually large hippocampi. This part of the brain also happens to degrade in people with Alzheimer’s disease.

[...]

> Interestingly, taxi drivers are not known for stellar health outcomes, Jena says. They typically have higher mortality rates compared with people in other occupations, making their very low Alzheimer’s rates especially remarkable. The researchers wondered if taxi drivers experience other factors that protect them against dementia more generally. In that case, the researchers would expect cab and ambulance drivers to be similarly protected from other types of dementia as well. But their analysis showed these drivers had ordinary rates of vascular dementia, which does not involve the hippocampus.

> And the very low incidence of Alzheimer’s disease did not manifest among drivers of other modes of transportation, which involve “fewer navigational demands.” Another brain-imaging study of long-time London bus drivers found that they do not have enlarged hippocampi. Scientists suspect that this is because “bus drivers are driving predetermined routes,” says Jena. “It’s not this on-the-fly navigational memory that taxi drivers are required to possess.” He and his colleagues found that pilots and ship captains also exhibited typical rates of Alzheimer’s mortality.

https://www.harvardmagazine.com/2025/05/harvard-taxi-drivers...

Re:Why is AI generated language so hard to understand? on Saturday October 24, 2026 @08:12PM (#50226836)
It's definitely context-dependent; it actually took me a minute to come up with a plausible example where I didn't immediately think of a counterexample of why it was a perfectly valid usage, lol.

Even as a grammar weirdo I'm not wholesale against dropping objects from verbs, especially when the object is strongly implied, or the original object becomes the new subject, like in "the heat melted the ice" > "the ice melted". But if you're writing for precision (and I'm a technical writer, so when I'm on the clock I certainly I am :P) there are times where those constructions can obscure useful details, even if they're not grammatically necessary. And there are other examples that I'd struggle to defend in any context, and frankly just give me the ick.

I was trying not to single out any actual sources I've seen, but here's one I saw the other day that made me irrationally mad, and that I think goes beyond the organic changes you mentioned:

> Talking also costs.

It costs? Costs what? Five dollars a word??

The rest of the passage made it obvious that the cost in question had to do with tokens (blatant LLMisms? in a blog post about LLMs? it's more likely than you think) (also ironic considering TFA's conclusion about this writing style being a way to reduce token usage), and maybe one day this will become a perfectly accepted usage and I'll be the old fogie moaning about how it should really say "has a cost" or whatever. But fuck, I hate it, and not just because it's an obvious tell that humans aren't steering the ship.

Re:Why is AI generated language so hard to understand? on Saturday October 24, 2026 @05:20PM (#50225434)
One construction I'm surprised the paper doesn't mention (although, to be fair, I'm sure they had plenty of options to choose from... and you have to draw the line somewhere :P) is that LLMs love to use transitive verbs intransitively[0], in a way I almost never see in human writing. At best it makes sentences weirdly ambiguous, at worst it makes them borderline incomprehensible, and it's especially annoying in technical contexts where precise language should be non-negotiable. Like, yes, I can make an educated guess about what it's trying to say, but if your so-called documentation requires readers/users to make educated guesses then something has gone terribly wrong.

[0] An example would be something like:

"The user presses a button, and the form submits."

There are valid intransitive uses of "submit," but none that make sense in this context. In this case "submit" either requires an object (like "the form submits data"--plus maybe an indirect object, like "the form submits data to the server") or should be swapped for "the form is submitted" if you absolutely don't want to supply an object.

One of the nearest articles to me is also a random plane crash, lol.
Re:LLM Agents Play Pokemon Showdown on Thursday October 22, 2026 @01:55AM (#50191674)
> Pokémon doubles is a game-theory environment without full information. The opponents' sets are hidden[...]

I'd be curious to see how a model fares in VGC rules with open team sheets, since that's where you swap out information-hiding games for good old-fashioned mind games :P

> [...] and damage is random [...]

Not to nitpick, but since damage isn't truly random, did it take possible damage rolls into effect? Being able to tell whether your opponent has a damage-boosting item/ability matters a lot!

Re:LLM Agents Play Pokemon Showdown on Thursday October 22, 2026 @01:46AM (#50191623)
Oh, I haven't been keeping up with Showdown news lately... which format? I assume either OU or randbats?
Wired did a great write-up on them years ago (minus everything that's transpired since then, obviously):

https://www.wired.com/story/sleep-no-more-crusade-genetic-ki...

It's been a while, so I'm glad to see this promising update about their research :)

Re:'Jonathan' Is the Oldest Land Animal on Earth on Thursday October 08, 2026 @03:33PM (#50010862)
Laser tech is definitely improving on that front! I've done laser hair removal off and on for a while, and the clinic I go to recently got a new laser to replace their old unit that kept breaking down (hence some of those "off" periods)... and this new model is legitimately almost painless. The old one zapped me pretty bad in certain areas, so it's not like I'm immune to laser pain, but in those same areas I never felt more than a tiny snap/pinch from the new one.

The technician also mentioned that this new model works on a wider array of skin tones--if I remember correctly, I think she said that it works all the way up to a Fitzpatrick 6, as long as the hair itself has melanin (still no way to target white/light hairs).

Re:Anne Carson wins Nobel Prize in literature 2026 on Thursday October 08, 2026 @11:54AM (#50007397)
Among other things, Carson is a famous/prolific translator of Ancient Greek plays (including the ones that probably come to mind when you hear "Ancient Greek plays").
Probably a dumb question, but when you say "tailor your resume", what kind of tailoring do you mean? I've seen this advice repeated a lot, but I've rarely taken it because I tend to apply to jobs with the same job title and roughly the same responsibilities; in general, I assumed that tailoring is mainly helpful if you have a diverse/generalist skillset.

Like, it's obvious to me why a true Jack of all trades would use different resumes for applying to a plumber role vs a carpenter role, but less clear why a career plumber would tailor resumes for applying to two plumber roles at slightly different companies.

Re:Aging may be a program, not a breakdown on Tuesday September 22, 2026 @03:36PM (#49806948)
Greenland sharks are interesting because they do everything slowly, including aging. Our best guess is that pregnant Greenland sharks have at least a decade-long gestation period. Which seems like an adaptation to cold and relatively barren environments?
Which DVD player exploit? The FreeDVDBoot method that lets you burn discs from an .iso is awesome... but only works on the slim PS2 models :(
Re:The Cables That Connect the World on Wednesday September 02, 2026 @12:52PM (#49539073)
Re:How accurate have Ed Zitron's AI skeptic predictions been? on Tuesday September 01, 2026 @05:20PM (#49528381)
On the off chance Dan sees this: one of the footnotes ("Some Zitron predictions" > July 2024) is broken. Right now it's showing a little 0 that doesn't actually link to anything if you click it :(
I'm biased, being a software technical writer and not a dev, but at least from my side of the fence I think LLMs are no better at generating docs than they are at generating code, and might actually be way worse :)

My devs keep throwing Claude-generated writeups at me that look okay at first glance but fall apart when you actually try to follow the instructions they lay out (which makes them useless for anyone who's not already familiar with the product or feature they're describing), and/or have major structural and logical gaps, and/or gloss over messy details in a way that makes the product or feature sound better but doesn't reflect the reality of what we actually built.

Which turns into an ironic ouroboros where I then have to punch my own queries into an LLM and ask it to read our codebase, compare those details against the original writeup, try to decipher what the hell it was trying to say, etc. And even that turns into an extended back-and-forth where my LLM is like "The original writeup is inaccurate; it should say X" and I'm like "Are you sure? That contradicts what I know about related concept Y", and then the LLM is like "Good point, I dug into it more and the real answer is Z." (And even then, god only knows if Z is correct. I still have to get real developer eyeballs on anything before it goes live.)

Re:Good Culture Is the Biggest Productivity Hack, Not AI on Saturday August 29, 2026 @03:13PM (#49492459)
> But, and maybe I'm just a curmudgeon, but I kind of wonder why we write articles like this. Like if a culture is bad, is it likely a CEO is going to be looking for random blog posts for constructive criticism?

I think the odds of any particular article making it onto a CEO's radar are low, and the odds of them actually taking good advice to heart (let alone implementing it) are even lower. That said... I also get the impression that the shittest kinds of C-levels and VPs are disproportionately swayed by whatever opinion they last read in their daily email newsletter or heard on a five-minute podcast snippet. So at least in theory, if you were able to inject a seed of a good idea into the zeitgeist, that idea might reach the level of saturation where it turns into a form of white-collar peer pressure.

Unfortunately I also think the ideas that reach the peer pressure saturation point tend to be less "be nice to your employees" and more "put shock collars on them and make them beg for their jobs," but I guess it can't hurt to try?

Re:Trade (and Tariffs) on Thursday August 27, 2026 @11:52AM (#49466839)
> The present understanding is that the tale's moral supports team effort and recognition of the vital part that all members play in it. In more authoritarian times, however, the fable was taken to affirm direction from the centre.

Oof.

Re:Taylor Farms: How One Company's Reach Became a National Risk on Wednesday August 26, 2026 @12:48PM (#49452174)
IIRC that's what happened with the Boar's Head listeria outbreak. Inspectors had repeatedly documented that the facilities were nasty, but BH was allowed to continue operating for years because <reasons>. Things only came to a tipping point after multiple people died.
Re:I'm Becoming AI-Blind on Friday August 21, 2026 @03:12PM (#49392616)
The way I like to describe it is that it feels slippery, like it's been polished down to oblivion and my eyes slide right off of it. There's no place to find a mental foothold, and if you zoom in there aren't any details.

But I also like your candy analogy because I think it's spot-on for how LLM text superficially looks informational/nutritious, even though it's actually just junk.

Re:Nothing Doing on Friday August 21, 2026 @12:34PM (#49390558)
The bust (if you even can call it that...) pictured in the article is terrifying!
To this day we have no idea why or how, but years ago someone at a chain of walk-in clinics once put a note in my wife's file indicating that she was a habitual cocaine user. She had no idea until she went in one time and they were like "So, are you still using cocaine?"

(I do think this is extraordinarily rare compared to how often AI hallucinations happen, but it's such a bizarre story that I have to mention it.)

> I am a little puzzled though by where these things are being built. Phoenix? Other than cheap solar power I can't tell why you'd want a data center there given the energy needed for cooling.

Not Phoenix, but I learned an interesting fact about some of the huge data centers in Las Vegas, which pre-date AI: since it's 72 degrees or cooler for more than 70% of the year, during those months they can just pipe in outside air without needing to cool it first.

On top of that, I think both Phoenix and Vegas have fewer natural disasters than other major metro areas.

In my experience, there's not a ton of overlap between people who say this and people who use AI for everything they do... but most people who say this do use social media, cloud storage, on-demand video streaming, and plenty of other things that rely on data centers :)

Not for nothing that YouTube alone is responsible for a double-digit amount of all internet traffic.

Re:How to disable or avoid intrusive AI on Monday August 17, 2026 @12:46PM (#49333960)
Interestingly, I have Google Assistant more or less disabled on my Android phone, but it still works when I have Android Auto enabled (which is fine by me since that's the one time that I ever want to use it).
Re:Seven books I keep close because I love them on Friday August 14, 2026 @12:50PM (#49301317)
I've never owned a copy of Roget's, and now I'm curious/tempted to get one, but my go-to digital word picking assistant has always been OneLook Thesaurus: https://www.onelook.com/thesaurus/
> If youre referring to whether or not Meta "cares" of you click and ad or not, then fair play. I'd argue that's more or less semantics, but ok, they do care and there is indeed an entire industry built on them caring.

This also depends on whether ads are being sold as "pay-per-click" or "pay-per-view" (although in the biz they say "impression" rather than "view"). For the latter, websites like Meta who sell ad space only get paid when people actually click on them.

Fair enough to all of that; even though I did read TFA, I guess the (original, crappy) headline threw me off because it seemed like it was implying that Taco Bell should have received more than 2.5% of the affected lettuce, and I was like "Well obviously Taco Bell is just one of many businesses in the supply chain, that seems like an accurate amount to me."

Which is the wrong angle on my part, but leads to the same point about it being dubious to throw Taco Bell under the bus here.

Does this actually raise questions? I was under the impression that Taco Bell wasn't uniquely responsible for putting contaminated lettuce in the mouths of innocents, they were just more transparent about their supply chain than anyone else was.

But the actual numbers don't surprise me: the majority of bad lettuce went to Wal-Mart, and a significant chunk went to restaurant suppliers like Sysco. People obviously shop at Wal-Mart (and I think many small restaurants shop at Sam's Club, same as Costco), and Sysco alone supplies ingredients to a massive number of restaurants, big and small. So that's a lot of opportunities to eat bad lettuce.

I don't think this is a defense of digital-only sales so much as a reality check that even physical game sales have been consumer-hostile for a long time.

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