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oh no, the old white guys are getting it again
shh wait for the minaj release
Squawk*
I figured it's anywhere they squack is theirs or was theirs ;-)
Vapourware can have our VRAM
Re:GPT-5.6 Sol can beat Factorio on peaceful mode on Sunday November 01, 2026 @08:50AM (#50325685)
Perseverance might be the drive missing from those bots.
Re:GPT-5.6 Sol can beat Factorio on peaceful mode on Sunday November 01, 2026 @08:47AM (#50325665)
The broligarchs are gunna fix that asap /s
there's a usb plugged into the ethernet port
(for archivists, this is a light-hearted joke about how RAM is expensive. In 2027 it will no longer be light-hearted, in 2028 it won't be a joke, and in 2029 there'll be few independent manufacturers left) /s
also zamzar
jealous
Re:Turning a solar power system into its own backup on Friday October 30, 2026 @09:35PM (#50312385)
I was picturing a solar-charged battery running a light above the panel overnight
Re:Apple Music 404 Not Found on Friday October 23, 2026 @05:03PM (#50215301)
Zune
they won't be until they are?
winrar & vlc will never be forgotten
Re:I trained a 360M model to pretend to be a terminal on Friday October 23, 2026 @10:41AM (#50209871)
ugh this is neurolink v0.3 lol
md5 hash checksum
edit; was happy to see that 'anecdata' is already a thing
Re:Maybe There Was an Egg Cartel After All on Monday October 19, 2026 @01:00PM (#50154835)
Those numbers have gotta be old-distro prices
Yeah my brain went 'oh...' then some pausing
Re:Jev Meets the Trolley Problem on Friday October 16, 2026 @06:45AM (#50116762)
agreed, but also that 'deserving' is dictated and nudged/influenced @ them/us; part of the entire thing is deception, and the less you need to keep doing to maintain the grift and maintain the 'wool over eyes', the more economic hustles are available to that group(s).
Re:The baffling intelligence of a single cell (2024) on Tuesday October 13, 2026 @06:48AM (#50069646)
boggle randomization
Re:AI Models Can Provably Hide Arbitrary Capabilities on Tuesday October 13, 2026 @06:34AM (#50069550)
Yea like orbits waiting for more cycles to 'reapear' VS. grains of sand [knowledge /facts] moving lower in a vibrating table
Dibs on the name 'DeltaAccel'
Narrator: "They had already been doing it a decade by then."
Loophole or hole punched through it?
Re:Doory – Open-Source Canva on Monday October 12, 2026 @04:31AM (#50053221)
^ This
Re:Fingerprints Are the New Cookies on Monday October 12, 2026 @04:28AM (#50053193)
The banners were for those other cookies, often for affiliate marketing and needed permission or at least the appearance of state order
172.4 tonnes*
Can we sort out DSL as a group? ;)

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