chicknbig0
There should be a button for the construction of Moai and another for a family set of inflatable row boats complete with solar-powered floating kitchen (the latter delivered by amphibious drone, of course).
Clearly, as a species, we have not yet learned anything about the collapse of civilizations, and in so doing, proceed to another Tragedy of Commons at a gentle pace, because it's "not an emergency." ("Boiling frog" parable.)
Carbon emissions need to be cut drastically, and this product sets a terrible example contrary to that.
Update: here's the panic report:
https://gist.github.com/bd096ba0194df8a579d8
Update 2: here's where the panic occurred
vm_map_store_entry_unlink_rb
https://opensource.apple.com/source/xnu/xnu-2782.1.97/osfmk/...
Update 3: other panic reports http://pastebin.com/w3pTx3bh https://twitter.com/dcbz32/status/534452119819276288