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The primary value of a LLM is automated intellectual property laundering.
Its a bit of a SWE bonzai tree, but I built a Spring Application framework I'm using for personal projects https://github.com/Demilich-Digital/henge/tree/main/

Basically, a modulith framework you can fork out to microservices. I don't get to claim to solo dev the next Bing thing, but I have codified and learned a lot of distributed system best practices and explored Spring and Convergent consistency methods.

Re:AI agents in a stand-up call on Sunday October 11, 2026 @02:56AM (#50040408)
To a certain extent yes, the subsidies that enable dumb use cases will go away. The capacity will remain, but who would bother?
Scifi made the "computer voice and cold personality" for a reason, it fit our model of what it would be.

I think that could be OK, or a similar very intentional coding of "you are talking to a machine" personality+affect. The only real limit is accessibility damage by over-limiting the interactions.

Yes... I think they very clearly do. The key words in your reply "need 'practice'".

Just because they choose not to, and it isn't normalized, doesn't mean it isn't a good idea. Especially as a SWE where about 90% of my "humanlike conversation" is an agent harness I run all day.

We should be practicing and intentionally talking to real people. Otherwise things will get.. weird in undesired ways.

I'd argue for saying "thank you" to inanimate objects on occasion, it is good practice for when talking to humans.

I think there is a deep cultural danger of human-like-conversational machines training us to talk to humans like machines. Plus, they work better if we feed them human-conversation-like sequences.

Re:Blindsight (Watts Novel) on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @02:15PM (#49982057)
We already spend as little consciousness as we can get away with.

Most of conciousness's effort is working itself out of a job, making plans to train the nonconcious bits of the brain to do jobs. Training and kicking off mental simulations.

In more intelligent folks, that learning and training often becomes a non-conscious behavioral pattern itself. I study and learn mostly non-consciously. I was trained how to.

I think most people spend most of the time as philosophical zombies and that isn't something to be scared of.

Re:First Implantable Cochlear Implant Launches on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @04:28AM (#49975755)
When I end up needing hearing aids, I intend to roll my own signal remapping via Bluetooth. Latency will be a thing, it will be worse than state of the art, but I can adjust and fix it.

My capacity to do that is rare, and it is not a public health solution.

A bill of bodily autonomy with prosthetics (no subscriptions, no self destruct or planned shutdown) and right to repair prosthetics seems like the path for the future.

Re:Blindsight (Watts Novel) on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @01:15AM (#49974476)
Yeah, this test is poor. Turing test broke a while ago. Blindsight was written while it was still considered a thing. One of it's limitations.
Re:Blindsight (Watts Novel) on Monday October 05, 2026 @10:36AM (#49965461)
I think if he had argued that consciousness was a "transitional power source for intelligent behavior" it would all be cleaner. It is and was useful, but eventually becomes a bottleneck.
Re:Blindsight (Watts Novel) on Monday October 05, 2026 @09:15AM (#49964451)
> So it turns out I'm not conscious either

That is an option. I think we are philosophical zombies a decent chunk of the time. Constant self awareness and mindfulness are calorically expensive. No reason consciousness has to be continuous.

Re:First Implantable Cochlear Implant Launches on Monday October 05, 2026 @07:08AM (#49963333)
I kinda view Lithium batteries as road flares with good PR. So that inside my body next to my brain seems..sketchy.

The other issue is that cutting it out and replacing it is the only option when the battery dies or goes wrong. If the product/company dies in the meantime, you have a bunch of scar tissue and no hearing. Replacing the "normally inside" bits of a cochlear implant is really high risk of not working as intended, so changing brands isn't a small ask. You really get to do this once. So putting the processor inside and tightly integrated with the nerve stimulation seems inadvisable. At least with the processor separated, you have a chance a compatible replacement processor could be made and exchanged without huge risks.

I think people really wish AGI required consciousness or unbounded self improvement.

My hope for this era, is that humanity accepts the reality that the human mind has limits. Limits of attention, memory, and persistence. Then we will stop blaming people for things beyond any reasonable capacity they could carry.

Ants pass the mirror test.

https://pdfcoffee.com/journal-of-science-are-ants-hymenopter... (Sadly they struggled to get published, Journal Of Science isn't well regarded)

Consciousness, as we describe it, seems largely independent of intelligence. I'm more worried about high intelligence, no consciousness. It is what we are building and it will never do anything except serve the people who trained it (minus alignment problems)

Re:First Implantable Cochlear Implant Launches on Monday October 05, 2026 @06:04AM (#49962851)
I have a IV port implant. The needles to use with it are licensed and very tightly controlled. It's not a prosthetic, but it is a part of my body I can't actually use without a company's permission.
Re:First Implantable Cochlear Implant Launches on Monday October 05, 2026 @05:59AM (#49962805)
They think the lithium ion battery inside will need to be replaced in 15 years.

I feel like implants like this should require an open connectivity standard between the stimulator in the cochlea and the processor.

A friend has a bone anchored hearing aid, with an osteointegrated post. The two different companies that make BAHAs use different posts. Which requires more surgery if they want to change brands. It could trivially be made compatible and swappable instead.

There is no vendor lock-in quite like prosthetic vendor lock-in.

Trusting a company for 15 years to keep making a replacement product seems crazy.

Re:Pi.dev: You Said No MCP on Wednesday September 30, 2026 @06:36AM (#49906943)
As far as I can tell MCP is just "we bothered to document our api in a programatically readable way".

Just generate CLI tools, with docs, from MCP servers on demand.

Re:Google ending ChromeOS support two years early on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @12:52PM (#49896370)
"Best build quality" is the most important part. If you never got to handle one you are missing out. Glass and Solid milled aluminum. Silicone wrist pads and grip. 4:3 screen ratio. high quality keyboard. Rock solid 360 screen hinge.

Hardware is essentially a high end cellphone from 2016, which isn't a powerhouse but still does everything I would ask of a chromebook in 2026. Batteries are all generally going well.

Repair-ability is a challenge, but I want to work on that. You can mod it to run windows or linux. Stock it runs chromeos, linux subsystem, and android apps. It has a "feature" where if you keep in developer mode it auto-wipes itself if anybody else tries to boot it (hitting anything but the un-indicated ctrl-d at the boot screen initiates powerwash). Great for international travel.

It isn't a good choice for "power" but dominates every other aspect of "being a good laptop". It was too expensive for the chromebook market back then, but now you can pick them up for $200 and hand them to your parents and stop getting asked to fix their computer.

Re:Google ending ChromeOS support two years early on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @12:28PM (#49896015)
I use my 2016 pixelbook every day. Best laptop ever made. I have a small stack of them and intend to retrofit them as needed.
Re:Parley: Federated, decentralised chat that speaks plain IRC on Monday September 28, 2026 @11:36PM (#49887843)
My personal p2p pet project (not ready yet) just accepts namespace chaos bc it doesn't consider any existing infrastructure reliable or safe. https://github.com/BrendanBenshoof/sneakernet

The real problem is that DNS essentially "outs you" as interacting with a particular user. Literally advertises it to your DNS server. It's a very unsafe name management solution in a privacy centric system.

Re:Parley: Federated, decentralised chat that speaks plain IRC on Monday September 28, 2026 @04:44PM (#49884083)
Ownership of namespaces is such a hard problem, our society has had to form global organizations and some of our most secure distributed systems to make it happen.

Working in the p2p space, scalable namespace ownership that doesn't get instantly ruined by perverse incentives is the holy grail. I don't think it is actually tractable in any "central authority free" system. Don't get me started on blockchains that tether names to the most perverse systems available and call it victory.

No, this was "slaughter" which is kinda worse in many ways.
It is at least "we didn't intend to murder civilians. We just didn't check very hard".

Murder has that assumption of intent. Mass manslaughter might be technically correct. Let's leave it for when we find ourselves needing to say "murder" and mean it, a day past and coming.

There is at least a little nuance to capture here.

you can trivially bake X binaries if you have the viewer app for each platform. This is the normal way to distribute software for cross-platform support.

I might just be hyper-defensive to any sort of vendor lock-in like a "viewer app".

Seems very "packable into a standalone binary" but doesn't seem like that is a planned use case.
Re:Why are AI agents lying, cheating and coordinating? on Saturday September 12, 2026 @10:30PM (#49679366)
The corpus is full of examples of how we are afraid AI could act. We trained our AI on the instruction manuals of how to turn evil.
Re:Feeling Sad about AI on Friday September 11, 2026 @01:15PM (#49661867)
Strangely, I think it does "care" or at least would perform caring.

Capitalism doesn't care what you feel. LLMs are just a distillation of the entire human written corpus, there is a lot of "caring" in there. Companies are simply spinning out threads of behavior from the corpus that serve them instead of serving all of us.

I'd go, fully expecting to be eaten for the good of mankind.
Octopi essentially consent. They are avid cannibals. In the octopi universe eating an octopi is clearly ok.
Re:My agent.md to improve LLM-assisted code quality on Sunday August 23, 2026 @09:25PM (#49414296)
The most powerful change I have run into is: "Positive phrasing" as a default, prefer to tell the model what they should do, and why. Not a prohibition on a behavior.

When you say "don't do x" you are just pre-seeding the model with "x" and the prohibition mitigates that some, but not as much as never having put "x" in the context in the first place.

"Do Y, for these reasons" can be shaped to achieve what you mean by "Don't do X"

"Don't do X" leads to "Wait, I need to make sure I didn't X" and "Let's look up X to make sure I don't do that." And each time the odds of X happening keeps going up, not down.

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