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Re:The Great American Rascal: Tom Sawyer at 150 on Thursday October 29, 2026 @11:38PM (#50299609)
I'm struggling to imagine how that's common to see
survivable executions?
but my daily dick pics to local politicians is "a custodial matter" apparently
Re:Eunice is almost here (William Gibson, Agency) on Sunday October 25, 2026 @06:20PM (#50236611)
SmartTongue™: not just for sex!
Re:Overgrown, when plants invade your abandoned tabs on Sunday October 25, 2026 @06:12PM (#50236537)
I like to throw cress seeds into unattended keyboards
This sounds like a job for ... Ombudsman!
20 years ago I heard "I'd rather China than Google" and I still think about it often
uh maybe you can't
Maybe violins don't write good code after all?
Re:Today, we hacked what we'd set out to hack: the iPhone on Friday October 23, 2026 @10:57PM (#50218004)
do you mean "over-fed"?
watching other people fuck their dreams up
Re:What I learned from six months of being stupid on purpose on Wednesday October 21, 2026 @01:27PM (#50184559)
You make it look effortless!
"stiff and cold", just how I like it!
Re:The First Candid on Monday October 19, 2026 @12:08AM (#50148276)

  I am immortal
  staring at a working boy
  "rub my shiny shoes!"
Re:Making Chicken Transparent Using Dorito Dust on Saturday October 17, 2026 @09:05PM (#50136818)
I feel queasy thinking about how much invisible meat has presumably been all over the place this whole time.
Re:Butlerian Jihad on Saturday October 17, 2026 @02:29AM (#50128510)
> (or being one:)

Good save, fellow human!

eventually cows