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Unlimited random-generated Children Of Bodom-like solos :O I would sell my body for this.
Excellent work ! I saw many random music generators, and this might be the best. I showed it to a coworker playing in a metal band, he's stunned ! It sounds really good.
Re:I need some advise about honesty on Friday June 24, 2016 @09:34AM (#11969637)
Go to the test while being high. Turn your bright red eyes to your interviewer, and say : "I smoked the most I could ! Can't fail your test".
Re:PHP Sucks on Thursday June 16, 2016 @09:43AM (#11916012)
"who doesn't know that?" OP ?
Re:PHP Sucks on Thursday June 16, 2016 @09:42AM (#11915999)
ASP ? dude really ?

PHP get in your way only when your starting. You never make these "bad language mistakes" once you're experimented. And then you can write really clean code.

ASP, however, makes me vomit everytime I read a single line. COBOL is more readable !

Re:PHP Sucks on Thursday June 16, 2016 @09:39AM (#11915978)
Facebook is using his own PHP, optimized as fuck, so... Tell us what they should have used ? :D
Re:PHP Sucks on Thursday June 16, 2016 @09:35AM (#11915950)
Every programming language sucks when you're bad at using it. This is the only and universal truth.

Same for JS.

Re:100 more things that are broken on Wednesday June 08, 2016 @11:43AM (#11862981)
You forgot to add "HN submission system"