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Re: on Monday August 26, 2024 @10:27AM (#41357471)
Now being a US Navy submariner is like living in a dystopian hellscape.

Just a highly regulated one.

:)

(your real wages per hour of work are far lower than being on a surface ship given the amount of work that has to be done)

"We’d been told that the number of civilians who had been given this level of access (carrying cameras, no less) was roughly the same as that who have walked on the moon."

Dang, they're still having retention problems in the sub force?

Also Boomer life is like the Waldorf Astoria in comparison to a fast attack's Motel 6.

Is there a TrollSort? I'm thinking of an algorithm which initially seems to be fast and efficient but takes exponentially longer time with larger arrays and exponentially longer towards the end of sorting.
One time I emailed the Hawaii Department of Public Health and asked for latest PFAS measurements.

They sent me an excel sheet (fron 2013?) with information about tested sites. With the curious omission of measured levels.

It was explained as "levels are too low to be required for disclosure"

Hmmmm...