TheLockranore

This sounds like the opening premise of a 90's romcom.

I use terminal specifically to not need a mouse. I use a great many TUI tools, but this one is never going to be one of them.

Do we have blind confirmation? As in, do the dogs carry out volleys with people that don't know them? Dogs could be picking up body language, pheromones, and other signals rather than comprehending; without, this could be the old vaudeville act of the counting horse that stops tapping when the owner reacts.

Rule 11: If you haven't solved it and reach this rule, one of your assertions is incorrect. Start over.