PaintBucket

Or quantitative analyst, but that sounds like you're participating in some kind of banking fraud.

I stopped reading after "cities routinely survive nuclear bombs".

I'm glad one person got it.

Before anyone says, "Why harass these people? They're just trying to make a living." Think about it for a little while.

I doubt Minecraft is too upset by this. The free publicity probably gained them many more customers.

I guess I should have written more if I wanted to be taken seriously. Crime, like everything else, takes time. If you play video games 4 hours a day, that's 4 hours a day that you are neither able to shoot people, nor are you outside to be shot. Given that the demos likely to commit crimes and play video games overlap so strongly, this has to be considered.

I blame video games.