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Re:GPT-6 Astra on Thursday September 03, 2026 @07:03PM (#49558336)
Gayer than fuck. This whole AGI thing.

“We’re 99% there.”

They made the entire saga up

Re:GPT-6 Astra on Thursday September 03, 2026 @07:02PM (#49558325)
”Our own benchmarks indicate we are 99.999% of the way to the AGI singularity event, we fact checked ourselves and yes we made “AGI” up in the first place but still, pretty impressive.” -OpenAI