MrGuts

Since sex is 95% in the brain, I am pretty sure switching hands while one masterbates would affect one's brain.

Human urine, otherwise known as Bud Lite.

"Updated COVID vaccines cut risk of hospital care, heart complications"

All the more reason to ban COVID vaccinations.

"How did I get in this taxi?"

"The door opened, and you got in."

I live in America, and even I want to skip America.

"Hey Pops! Let's run over there and infect some of those multicellular organisms!"

"No, son, let's WALK over there and infect ALL those multicellular organisms."

Quick! Someone please call the HHS Secretary and have funding for this program cut to the bone!

And this is why China is the future, and the US is Argentina.

"A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure..."

Be sure to account for perturbations caused by alien influence.

The meat that we moot is the doom that we deem.

I wonder if they take human nominations?

I know a few people who would make excellent emu scat.

The Anna Karenina principle!

Dude, you need to cut back a little on the ganja.

"Hymn to Babylon, missing for a millennium, has been discovered"

Oh great, just in time for the passage of an interstellar object and the Dalai Lama's reincarnation day.

"When the sun dies, could life survive on the Jupiter ocean moon Europa?"

The answer is yes, of course. Everyone on Europa is going to be fine.

Then put in a support ticket, and we'll call you later.

I think everyone in the world knows, at least: "kolme, kaksi, yksi, tuli!"

Hold (what's left of) my beer.

Be careful what you incentivize. It was the US decision to embargo powerful GPUs to China that resulted in DeepSeek. So I wonder if PO'ing the Canadians will result in a "Maple Valley" of some sort. The rest of the world can always call their talent back home.

Have you taken a look at Ollama + Open-WebUI? This combo ticks off some items on your list, especially if you use the Dockerized versions.

The fact that people who think they know it all really piss off those of us who do.

joshc has gone to some trouble to rewrite "Golem XIV".

"Mysterious Radiation Belts Detected Around Earth After Epic Solar Storm"

I'm sure there was a 1950's sci-fi movie based on this premise.

Eggs can be replaced in your diet simply by not eating eggs. Or maybe by eating extra oatmeal.

I see that yet another person has yet to read "The New Cosmogony" by Stanislaw Lem. Those who do not read Lem are condemned to reinvent him.

BTW, this may not count as a "theory", since it is not testable. It's more like the teapot argument. Check back with us when something happens that needs this particular idea.

Boom Supersonic to break sound barrier during historic test flight today.

Boom Supersonic to operate over 600 routes around the world.

Boom Supersonic rakes in money in units of Elon.

Boom Supersonic makes a big contribution to the next Presidential campaign.

Boom Supersonic makes bid to become the next Air Force One carrier.

Boom Supersonic given rights to operate supersonic anywhere in the US.

Boom Supersonic operates supersonic flights 24/7 over populated areas.

Boom Supersonic defends against suits alleging hearing loss from supersonic shocks.

Boom Supersonic pays pennies on the dollar for infrastructure damage caused by sonic shocks.

Boom, there you go.

"Rapidus Obruo", apply directly to the keel.

Maybe we'll all get that bleach cleansing were promised, better than a vaccine I'm sure. Maybe we'll finally get those pills that makes dogs live longer.

When people do not read Stanislaw Lem, they must reinvent him.