MoneroDotForex

Proven but pseudonymous, like Satoshi was.

Adopted and used first by darkweb pot dealers, like Bitcoin was.

Price supressed by government and banking hostility, like Bitcoin was.

Thank you for the input. As the linked news and opinion blog's editor I saw a spike in traffic from this HN thread, and I'm happy to answer any question anyone here may have about it. I have added the date and author's name to this article and will make that the standard.

The Monero community is the one that at least tries to emulate to Satoshi's Bitcoin.