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Re:GPT-5.6 Sol can beat Factorio on peaceful mode on Saturday October 31, 2026 @06:56PM (#50321057)
Wow, that's the saddest headline I read in the week Patrick Stewart died.
Re:MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display and Touch on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @03:32PM (#50279575)
I don’t have a dedicated tablet, and use a touchscreen laptop that’s “folded back” in lieu of that. It’s not as good but cheaper than two devices. To me it’s inherently a budget tool. An €3300 touchscreen laptop doesn’t really compute.
Re:Type Server Protocol on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @07:28AM (#50257522)
It smells like an easy to learn language, it’s interpreted and other competitors in that category were highly specialized or got stuck with DHH.

In other words it’s easy to sell. Combined with the widespread anti-intellectual attitude in the software industry that’s enough.

Edit: it does help it’s genuinely a good scripting language.

Re:The First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years on Saturday September 19, 2026 @09:38AM (#49766514)
> This particular one was actually being kept in a house because someone confused it for a "pretty housecat". After a while, the owner realized it didn't want to be tamed and contacted someone for help.

I mean, the dude tried to feed it "noodles, rice, and eggs" so I'm not sure if he'd be able to tame my very own house cat, even starting from the house cat's current stage of being entirely tamed.

Re:Growing proof that autonomous cars save lives on Thursday September 10, 2026 @04:20AM (#49640216)
You know what actually saves lives? Fewer cars.
Re:iPhone Duo on Thursday September 10, 2026 @03:43AM (#49639870)
> You now can have multiple iPhones.

Thanks, I'd rather pull my fingernails.

Re:.gitignore Everything by Default on Saturday September 05, 2026 @03:11PM (#49579676)
That's cute, too bad it's a config file mandated by your boss and it has to be called "terribletool.yaml."
Re:.gitignore Everything by Default on Saturday September 05, 2026 @11:46AM (#49577671)
Recovery from forgetting to add something is _much_ easier than recovery from adding some weird configuration file with plaintext private keys in it.
Re:Where Did All the Public Bathrooms Go? on Tuesday August 25, 2026 @06:45AM (#49431648)
I mean NL is like, there are only really present at train stations, cost money to use, and they look pretty bad. I will say though that “used syringes compartment” is good, actually.

Warsaw and Posen were quite similar to NL by the time I left — paid toilets that weren’t all that great and sometimes outright gross. I’ve also been to Berlin and I wouldn’t call the experience amazing either. I don’t remember using public toilets in Serbia, Switzerland or Spain when I was there.

But so far European track record is not great. To the point where I’m a bit pleasantly surprised other places actually do this well.

You're joking, right? That's an incredibly outmoded view of capitalist "competition."
> I was surprised to read that Anthropic (and probably other data / model companies) are doing this and it's extremely disappointing, as working towards the benefit of humanity

Look, others talked about how this fetishising of paper books is quite silly (though I don't like it when the destructive scanning is just so one could feed it into a chatbot) but I have to say, all I can do after reading the above sentence is laughing bitterly. Anthropic is an American for-profit company, any talk about "working towards the benefit of humanity" is just marketing lies, and it's always incredible to see people treat those seriously.

_Of course_ Anthropic does that.

Re:Oracle bans AI-generated code from OpenJDK on Saturday August 08, 2026 @06:03AM (#49220336)
And now I find myself staring at Zig and Java as my preferred languages. Zig is very C-like, so I feel like I'm back to the 90s - except a bit less miserable in some ways, more miserable in others.

Even the fashion seems similar - at least based on the teens I saw at the concert I went to recently (I'm not exactly a frequent event-goer) - including, of course, the anorexia. I should check out how the demoscene and FastTracker music are doing.

It’s more than one thing but the surfactants are pretty bad.
Actually the aesthetic preferences of people I regularly work with are important to me.
In my own experience it works pretty well. In fact better than the autoformatters.

It was essentially not an issue. Sometimes I’d grumble about someone, but it would never get in my way the way black or ruff would regularly.

Gods forbid I talk to people I work with, learn their preferences, and figure out the way we can accommodate each other. Sounds like such a waste of energy. It’s so much better if we all acquiesce to the preferences of some people neither of works with!
Don’t forget to light some candles and invoke the name of the Omnissiah while you’re at it.
Yeah, that too. Like, being old enough to get my start largely in internet cafes means I actually _had_ in-person interactions with the type of person we're talking about - and they were _not_ nicer.

Being kinda big I might even stand a chance against one - unless they had a knife, which they probably IME did - but there was always at least 5 of the "lonely lost boys," at least one carrying a baseball bat everywhere.

> As a parent now (but oldest is only 5), it's stories like this which make me determined remain aware of the kind of stuff my kids get up to and continually explain that actions have consequences, even if those consequences are seemingly as trivial as making someone else feel shit about themselves.

Weird, somehow without significant parental surveillance or explicit explanation I somehow managed to _not_ do much of the awful stuff my acquaintances with much more engaged parents did.

Must have been my autism, I guess.

Yep, that. Sorry, growing up in Poland I know the amount of horrors the EU _prevented_.

Europe without EU isn’t democracy, it’s a bunch of fiefdoms.

Re:The new HTTP QUERY method explained on Tuesday June 23, 2026 @04:24AM (#48641974)
I will keep using POST and not some weird thing that isn’t supported by a proxy living in the basement of a shoe store in Wageningen or whatever.
Re:There Are No Instances in ATProto on Saturday June 20, 2026 @08:59AM (#48608923)
Frontends and relays are far closer to “quacking like an instance.” That’s where your sysop’s power lives. The PDS itself isn’t very powerful - can’t meaningfully limit who you can talk to, for example.
Re:Hetzner increased dedicated server prices 3-4x on Monday June 15, 2026 @03:30PM (#48545928)
By 2031 the best employer in Europe will be the water gangs.
Re:A dumpster arrived behind my university's library on Saturday June 13, 2026 @10:11AM (#48517541)
Other paper books. Or the same books but electronic or reprinted when the demand is higher. Just not the exact same pieces of highly fetishized dead wood.
Re:A dumpster arrived behind my university's library on Friday June 12, 2026 @12:20PM (#48506050)
Some people truly love paper books more than having people read books. It’s one of the more seemingly paradoxical ways anti-intellectualism manifests.
Re:EU-banned pesticides found in rice, tea and spices on Monday June 08, 2026 @05:37PM (#48452520)
No we don’t. And the greatest hazard is the soul crushing disappointment that is a Dutch tomato.
Re:Preparing for KDE Plasma's Last X11-Supported Release on Wednesday June 03, 2026 @09:42AM (#48383971)
It's so funny reading about how the problem with Wayland is that you have many, often incomplete, implementations while being old enough to remember the time when X11 was actually popular (and thus had many, often incomplete, implementations).
If you’re a software engineer then yes, I can and do expect you to understand all that.
I mean normal people shun LLM users so it’s no wonder it’s true for you.
I don't think we're Ukraine's "teachers," and our treatment of Ukraine was historically just as rough at times.

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