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Re:Microsoft offers mass buyouts for roughly a quarter of its workforce
on Monday October 26, 2026 @01:05PM (#50247158)
> The company knows this, the employees know this, the company knows the employees know this, and vice-versa.
Okay, so how many nights until the blue-eyed employees all leave the company? :p
Re:Hacker reverses Samsung TV, finds on-board AI listening OpenAI acco...
on Saturday October 24, 2026 @09:12AM (#50220944)
You don't need Grok to imagine anything.
Well, maybe _you_ do.
Re:Show HN: Unfenced – Land for sale that borders public land
on Thursday October 15, 2026 @11:32AM (#50105157)
For real. Just write it yourself.
Re:Bugatti CEO Mate Rimac: The future of supercars is combustion engines
on Saturday August 29, 2026 @07:45AM (#49489078)
None. They're flying! :D
Re:Young People Hate AI CEOs So Passionately That It's Almost Hard to ...
on Sunday August 16, 2026 @07:12PM (#49324755)
A CEO of a large AI company is hardly just a "messenger" here. Come on now.
Re:I Quit. The Clankers Won
on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @10:21AM (#47601330)
But it isn't "from scratch", is it? It's "from Claude".
Re:Agentic Engineering Patterns
on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @09:56AM (#47248406)
They weren't saying your _post_ was spam. They're saying you build tools for spammers.
Because that's what they'll be used for.
Re:"Unacceptable": Spotify bricking Car Thing devices in Dec. without ...
on Friday May 24, 2024 @04:59PM (#40470449)
Whatever it is, it needs to be a pun on "oak trees", because they're _eggcorns_ that grew up.
Re:Tesla engineers don't have engineering degrees or even common sense...
on Saturday March 30, 2024 @01:01PM (#39876535)
This is sarcasm, right?
Re:Most cars still cost more to charge than to fill up with gas
on Wednesday August 02, 2023 @06:04PM (#36978341)
EVs may have reduced use of the friction brakes, but I still wouldn't budget 0% to their maintenance ;)
Re:Chris Hedges: Fascists in Our Midst
on Tuesday June 28, 2022 @08:57AM (#31907070)
Your interpretation of what HN is about is narrow at best.
Furthermore, the justices explicitly called out Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell as cases that could potentially be revisited.
Where's the [sic] overdramaticization?
Re:Leaked SCOTUS Draft Opinion Suggests Imminent Overturn of Roe vs. Wade
on Tuesday May 03, 2022 @05:02AM (#31246195)
How long do you think it takes for a woman to know she is pregnant?
Re:Zelensky Compound NDA
on Monday May 02, 2022 @07:44AM (#31233846)
Never assume Ted Cruz is operating in good faith.
Re:The median voter is a 50-something white person who didn't go to co...
on Monday October 04, 2021 @10:28AM (#28747178)
Because the heel hurts "the other" - marginalized people - more than the average person who voted them in. They're willing to suffer a little, as long as the right people suffer _a lot_.
Re:YouTube is banning anti-vaccine activists and blocking all anti-vac...
on Wednesday September 29, 2021 @10:07AM (#28693852)
In Texas, as a schoolteacher, you must agree not to boycott Israel. Is boycotting violence?
Re:Congratulations, Mini, you made the stupidest turn signals ever
on Monday September 27, 2021 @09:29AM (#28670402)
Given Mini's British origins, this is brilliant
Re:Ultra Wide Monitors – A pain in the neck? (2020)
on Saturday August 07, 2021 @10:54AM (#28099015)
It's worse: the author took common diagonal sizes and then assumed those were _widths_. 34" and 49" are diagonal measurements for monitors.
Re:Democrat Groups Plan to “Fact Check” Private Text Messages
on Tuesday July 13, 2021 @10:28PM (#27828902)
If you egg it on, what makes you better than the "others" you distinguish yourself from?
Re:I was let go for refusing to deploy a dark pattern
on Friday June 25, 2021 @08:43AM (#27630028)
Small things can still be unethical.
Re:Show HN: Find Your Hacker News Doppelgänger
on Sunday June 20, 2021 @02:15PM (#27572522)
Hey, they said it was _performative_ erudition
Re:Cost of a 51% Attack for Different Cryptocurrencies
on Sunday June 06, 2021 @11:08AM (#27413709)
Either I'm missing something big, or this site is.
It assumes you can rent this capacity via NiceHash, but the whole point of a 51% attack is to run _different code_ on the majority of nodes.
Surely NiceHash would rent you capacity running the vanilla e.g. Ethereum code, rather than your fork?
To assume otherwise basically makes NiceHash remote code execution as a service.
Re:On Smoking
on Tuesday June 01, 2021 @04:21AM (#27351846)
I certainly did. I still remember the feeling of "oh no, I've fucked it all up" in the dream, and then the feeling of relief when you wake up and realize that you didn't actually smoke.
Re:Try This One Weird Trick Russian Hackers Hate
on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:30PM (#27186521)
It pains me how close this is to a haiku
Re:Changes at Basecamp
on Tuesday April 27, 2021 @09:02AM (#26955280)
Let's not let Hacker News be a place where we misquote someone with a low-effort reply :)
Re:Not knowing how to flirt is the main reason behind “involuntary sin...
on Monday March 08, 2021 @12:30PM (#26388586)
Flirting from attractive people is always welcome.
Rule 1: be attractive.
Re:YouTube suspends Donald Trump's channel
on Wednesday January 13, 2021 @12:48PM (#25765496)
Really? So Congress can force a private company to publish the President's content against their will?
Re:Tips for immersive video calls
on Tuesday September 29, 2020 @02:54PM (#24631535)
Agreed. I use the Jabra dongle and it's great, even switching machines via USB hub
Re:We need young programmers; We need old programmers
on Monday September 21, 2020 @07:42AM (#24542164)
I believe the best equivalent phrase would be "on the other hand" or "in contrast"
Re:iPhone 12 Models Won't Include Charger in Box, Power Adapter Sold S...
on Monday June 29, 2020 @11:22AM (#23678423)
USB PD involves negotiation -- the charger doesn't just "push" 20V to a device that isn't asking for it.
Re:“This site is currently offline, as a small mark of respect”
on Monday June 01, 2020 @01:15PM (#23380963)
The fact that you call it "politics" shows that it doesn't affect you. This is literally life and death to a large portion of the population.