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Could they not find an open window?
Wait. The Jews really DOES run everything?
Re:macOS Container Machines on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:01PM (#48470856)
We have WSL at home.
South Park did it.
What a "lovely" country.
If you ever miss having diarrhea then it is good for that.
Re:Storing 2 bytes of data in your Logitech mouse on Saturday March 21, 2026 @08:10PM (#47472945)
Guess I should start buying mice instead of expensive RAM-sticks.
Re:Restoring a Sun SPARCstation IPX Part 1: PSU and Nvram on Monday March 09, 2026 @09:49PM (#47318237)
I have one working (not the disk though) here at home.
AIs being able to do this has not been around "since forever" though.
Re:I Verified My LinkedIn Identity. Here's What I Handed Over on Saturday February 21, 2026 @09:16AM (#47101063)
How did they get your MAC address?
Re:KORG phase8 – Acoustic Synthesizer on Saturday January 24, 2026 @12:43AM (#46741367)
They must be more proud about the look of it than how it sounds because I can't find any sound demo on the page. Plenty of pictures though. I am gonna make a Photoshop alternative and on the product page I am only gonna have a lot of sounds of me farting.
Re:How Much Does a Horse Cost? on Wednesday December 31, 2025 @08:08AM (#46443776)
Cheap enough to be able to accidentally buy a horse. :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl0cnAGThM0
Re:Show HN: Ez FFmpeg – Video editing in plain English on Saturday December 27, 2025 @06:58AM (#46401201)
Uhm... Millibit, Millibyte, Megabit, Megabyte?
Re:Quake's Player Speed According to John Romero (2017) on Wednesday December 24, 2025 @06:33PM (#46380473)
Could not the PVS step do the "check for max 350 polys" automatically? Or was it not fine grained enough?
Can't be using the standard banana measurement for everything.
Re:Why doesn't someone just send the Epstein files to WikiLeaks? on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @05:41PM (#45986312)
Perhaps such a high percentage of the US population and the workforce that has access to the info are ok with having a president that fuck kids.
Did IBM help this time as well?
Or swamp gas...
Re: on Saturday August 16, 2025 @04:38PM (#44926729)
The simulation should have put the result of previous tries from this guy in a cache. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1719830881608829

btw, go see a doctor. The one that deals with what presumable is inside your head.

Re:Show HN: 1Kb Webspace on Thursday January 26, 2023 @12:28PM (#34535043)
Kilobyte = kB.
Or use it to run Twitter successfully.
And after that we need to figure out why it is constantly screaming.
The average number of eyes a human has is actually less than 2.
Re:IPv6 Internet is broken on Sunday December 11, 2022 @10:51AM (#33944176)
HE and Google could block traffic to and from Cogent until they submit OR start paying THEM for access. Ill be it would take like less than a week.
Re:Intel on Demand on Thursday November 24, 2022 @02:51AM (#33728781)
And here I was happely forgotten what vomit taste like and Intel comes around the corner and presents this.
Re:Mac Accepted Any Root Cert, Making Code Signing Useless on Monday October 10, 2022 @02:37AM (#33148466)
"Think Different".
Re:Ask HN: Are there graphic intros written in Python? on Saturday September 24, 2022 @04:29PM (#32966292)
Because Python does not give you enough speed nor size (for size constraint competitions like 4k, 64k...). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demoscene
Gb != GB.
Better redirect to a multi GB Linux ISO download.
Re:Why NASA Is Going Back to the Moon on Monday August 29, 2022 @02:29AM (#32635306)
The moon is haunted.

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