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Ceramic Metal Halide bulbs, at much lower wattage than HPS, but with more power than LED seems to be the immediate compromise. A 315w Phillips Ceramic MH will deliver a huge spectrum to the plants with less than half of the heat of a comparable 600w HPS/MH. The cost is getting very close to traditional HPS lights. LEDs do work, but they still use plenty of power, and are largely unproven. Try to find a greenhouse/grow store that stocks ANY led fixures. They have been cheap China crap for so long, that the better ones cost quite a bit of $.

Try dealing with any of these "mandatory XYZ" crimes. In Colorado, for instance, when couples fight and the police are called, someone goes to jail, a mandatory order of protection is issued, you lose the ability to collect anything that you own in person (you must go through "mutual friends"), and if you live with your girlfriend/wife/fiance, you've also just lost the right to go to your own house.

So, having a fight that triggers a call to the police (even a verbal one, or slamming a door) will result in the XY going to jail for the night, paying for it, losing their house and most of their belongings, losing their job, being arrested (which is never expunged, even if innocent), and being homeless while you get a new job, house, clothes, etc.

Even if you're acquitted (I was completely acquitted of the lowest charge possible, which is a 3rd degree misdemeanor), it's not like your things magically show up, you still went to jail and lost your job, and the state doesn't care at all. The records should be expunged, the money that I paid to stay in jail ($35) should be refunded, and I should be given a police escort to force her to relinquish my things (thousands of dollars of things, photos, etc).

The system in CO is just a race to call the cops. Whoever goes first, wins. Slamming a door will immediately tag you as a "Domestic Abuser" and any guns (and ammo) must be kept at a friend's for the duration of the trial (which takes 6 months).

I won, and it certainly doesn't feel like "winning". :(

So it seems, and by years.

Can't someone do this in about 4 characters of Perl?

I think that either [1] That IS the joke, or [2] the issues are where the good jokes lie. Maybe the real joke is in the commits?