This is great if you read it in a Fox Mulder voice.

Or as "True Detective" Matthew McConaughey, sitting in a car next to Woody Harrelson...

No, this is definitely a Smoking Man diatribe. It written from too much of an insider's perspective to be Mulder.

> The greatest secret of our age is that we are not alone in our own minds.

> Through entanglement we are networked, and the clues have always been there.

What shape am I thinking of then?

Orange.

Wow - fair enough! ;)