If simp is supposed to be short for simpleton, you might want to consider how simple your thoughts are.

It's not, see https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp

I can also link to a source that's going to be biased in my favor: https://www.etymonline.com/word/simp

> 1903

> 1640s

Lol, no. I'm using the definition from this century:

> Someone who does way too much for a person they like

What a pretty picture capitalism is.

“Give us all your data for free.” “They ‘trust me’, dumb fucks.”

https://www.esquire.com/uk/latest-news/a19490586/mark-zucker...

Proceeds to build entire business on this data…

“You can’t scrape us!”

LinkedIn tried this:

https://www.zdnet.com/google-amp/article/court-rules-that-da...

And it’s not like capitalist enterprises even try to be consistent in their legal complaints:

https://9to5mac.com/2022/04/14/apple-calls-out-meta-for-hypo...