Are you saying having sex with emacs isn't actual sex?

Reminds me of an old question in a news group with someone complaining that he needs 2 hands to use a keyboard shortcut in Emacs and cannot use only one hand. Somebody replied "why would someone use only one hand ?". The answer: "Doesn't Emacs turns you on ?"

Actually was unrealistic in some parts of the world during 2020 due to the extreme lockdowns.

Even the guy who invented lockdowns managed to have sex with a mistress as everyone else was locked down: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/neil-ferguson-coronavirus...

Yeah doing that at the same time.

Half the fun of teledildonics is when you are two.

Or more.

Many folks use toys with their partners. Many folks don't want to hook up with random people but still want to get off.

What's the purpose of your comment? Does how an adult/consenting adults enjoy themselves affect you in any way? Does it make you feel better or superior to kink shame others?

The exchange of bodily fluids, do you know what that leads to?

And people think fingerprints on their monitor is a problem...