I think that whether you support Trump, want to see him removed now, or want to see a fair trial, this impeachment isn't your dream scenario.

Is there a world in which being impeached is not a "thing that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way"?

Not for everyone

The definition literally covers every side of the spectrum

From the president who would call it fiasco because he claims it's a partisan attack, to the house democrats who'd call it a fiasco because the senate has members saying they'll be working with the prosecution to throw it out as quickly as possible, and everyone in between.

This feels like a useless attempt to distract with semantics that isn't even correct if you really want to nitpick...