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Re:Scientists have put human brain genes in monkeys by lostphilosopher on Thursday April 11, 2019 @04:39PM (#19638930)
Or alternatively:

> “Are you going to tell me,” said Arthur, “that I shouldn’t have the green salad?”

> “Well,” said the animal, “I know many vegetables that are clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.”

- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

(Kidding mostly...)

Re:Scientists have put human brain genes in monkeys by matz1 on Thursday April 11, 2019 @06:29PM (#19639922)
Are they going to fare better then the human who are already exist right now that fight on behalf of the animal?
Re:Scientists have put human brain genes in monkeys by devoply on Thursday April 11, 2019 @06:31PM (#19639943)
Maybe. We'll have to create this reality to see what happens. Maybe we arm the animals in their struggle against their oppression. The sky's the limit.
Re:Scientists have put human brain genes in monkeys by face_mcgace on Thursday April 11, 2019 @04:15PM (#19638691)
Wut
Re:Scientists have put human brain genes in monkeys by tzakrajs on Thursday April 11, 2019 @04:26PM (#19638815)
Social justice mammals are going to bring democracy to the rest of the animal kingdom, duh.