This is a series of non-sequiturs. There's no conspiracy theory that has ever been devised, from "they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay" to "Hillary Clinton is an interdimensional demon who eats babies" that you couldn't defend with similar logic.

I am just using what the BBC article suggests you should do to not fall for fake news.

So, my mother went to high school at a boarding school in Albuquerque, NM.

Unfortunately, the school burned down sometime in the '50s-'60s. This turned out to be a problem when she tried to take college classes in the '70s-'80s for career advancement purposes. No transcripts.

Therefore, my mother was Barak Obama.

Weird. Who knew?

Please stop trolling.