Please troll elsewhere. This isn't a request on behalf of the community, it's a personal request as I just ate and don't really feel like throwing up in response to a comment.

Please, I beg you, sort your shit out, or leave.

No matter how trollish or uncivil others behavior may be, please don't be uncivil in return. Encouraging better behavior is one thing. Asking someone to "sort [their] shit out, or leave" is quite another.