We've asked you not to comment unsubstantively like this, and we ban accounts that continue to do so. Please stop.

Apologies; I will.

Perhaps I assumed too much context. Through my use of significantly outdated slang I was hoping to communicate something along the lines of "almost the entirety of the internet functions simply because almost all people ignore the legal make-believe that is intellectual property", and my comment was an attempt at a tongue-in-cheek reminder of this.

Regardless, I won't comment further. Message received.