Please don't create such novelty accounts to post jokes with—we ban them, and then the main account if it continues. Comments on HN should be civil and substantive.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Honestly? Such tremendous superpowers, and out of all the good you could be doing for the planet, you're wasting your time playing dress-up and trying to save a rocket?

Check your privilege, Superman. Here's some ideas for you http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2305